katt_goddess

Coming soon - Larddashian brand Hobbit Shapewear. Free case of 'Nair for Feet' with every purchase.

Swearing is all about the attitude. Any word can be a 'swear' if you REALLY want it to. Retail in crapmas time makes you really creative in the verbal department without getting some old fart's crust up. However, off lot I will call anyone and everyone a rancid crotch-pocket.

Will you be planning on suing the Vatican for the return of your ancestor's sacred foreskin anytime soon?

I had a sever case of the dry heaves about a month or so ago.

You flick a booger. You flip a person.

Not really possible at WS / [ as ] though. Most of the open cubicle areas are just that - open. And those that do have actual office / closets didn't really have solid doors. Windows everywhere. I suspect it might be called the 'Max Policy' after he wandered the halls in his black boxer briefs carrying an inflatable sheep. <.< >.>

Similar to what blew through here yesterday morning although not nearly as cool looking. *cue the theme to Close Encounters of the Third Kind I did get to watch two twisters consider whether or not to touch down right as I was getting ready to bike to work though. The siren guy was probably sleeping.

Yeah. The tires kill me everytime on those damn things but it's like ginguy said - a crop sprayer thingie. The high tractor tires mean it can power through the fields hopefully through the trenches without harming the crops or getting pulled into a mud puddle. Like the skitter-eater of tractors. Hillbilly tech at its finest and most functional.

I've always been very careful to ensure that my ratings go towards Toonami programing, even that Gundam crap [ although it's usually muted but I don't think they can tell that ] . The tv's sleep mode is set to activate when Toonami is over so the tv is on even if I'm 'out' . I was really hoping to be able to watch that series to it's conclusion at a decent hour on the tv. Now it looks like it'll get added to the same internet list that HunterxHunter is currently hanging out on. That's not good business if you want people to watch your programing. Plus, MHA is a solid show as a lead in to the night between the [ as ] standards and the 'harder' anime that happens later in the evening. Punting it to the back seems like it's being punished because Gundam is airing late or something. A solid schedule needs it's anchors to keep the audience in place. Moving things all over any time someone has a head cold does not an anchor make. Saturday ratings may not be the greatest of the great but if you skunk the core ratings that are always there, you risk losing your spot in the rankings, period.

I wish. I haven't gotten that far in my horribles lately because a bunch of other health things came up. I'm still working on a clock with a stick figure on it, the clock hands being very inappropriately placed and a caption reading 'It's Hammer Time' and I'm beginning to map out bruising patterns and make-up combos for the August cosplay. <.< >.> But I do have a list of ideas for horrible cross-stitches.

I look at that title and immediately wonder if it's just jack's old Rants thread in book form. He should sue.

And yes, I believe Bouvre knows fabulous.

Bouvre is crying somewhere and doesn't know why. I think my grandma had that purse. I remember being very interested in the reptile pattern on her grandma purses.

Brought to you by 'I has much moneyies for to bring for you with helps.'

Stilgar is going to send you a pic of him wearing a wig now. Anyway, sleeping on the floor isn't really weird. It just seems weird if you're from a culture that normally sleeps on an actual elevated bed. I slept on the floor for a long time after I graduated college because I couldn't afford real furniture, including a plain mattress. My 'bed' was a few blankets folded up into a vague small 'twin' size and a couple of pillows. And a lot of cats. <.< >.> I moved up to one of those folding beds [ just the frame ] when I found a folding bed frame during clean-up week. And then one with a mattress. And now an actual full-sized bed. I've known several people who have slept on the floor for both health and poverty reasons. And large portions of Asian countries are still all about sleeping on the floor - it's not an anime thing, it's a culture thing. So you do you and maybe your back will stop hurting in the meantime.

….I used to do that with Silly Putty. If you stood up too straight, your face would start sliding off in a weird movie melt way.

No, I think they are ugly actually. Most human body parts are. I tend to keep mine covered with slippers at all times while home so I don't have to look at them. Derpy-doodles are entertaining though. That foot dragon has never hurt anything or anyone and shouldn't be picked on. And we'll just turn this into a boob thread now. Derpy-bra time!

Can further confirm, drop downs are almost black-on-black for text currently. I thought I had done something wrong when I went to click something and it looked like I had had those abilities revoked. Which is always possible because I strive to be horrible but it still seemed sudden and odd.

Of those three, the foot dragon looks a lot more friendly and not likely to ruin whatever they like.

? This is not you? He's even wearing business casual, at a barber shop.

We all know you are actually one of those weird Play-doh people from the Barber Shop play set.

I think that's an Izod shirt. Frickin' 80's, man...