Opium

Halloween party in Bully. For some reason it’s very nostalgic for me, even before I revisited it a couple years ago in my ex’s dormroom after getting super stoned. That memory just compounds the power of it.

I’ve watched the gameplay trailer three times today y’all hit me on the head in just the right spot so I can wake up on October 26th and still have all my great gaming motor functions.

Ya gotta be buttfuckin stupid not to be hyped for this one, folks. This is Westworld-level shit

Made another jam because who knows when I'll finish my other thing.

I wouldn’t call it a tease if I came multiple times

True Lies. A History of Violence. Cradle 2 the Grave. Toy Story 2.

I want more large clit representation in my media. Penises are whatever at this point, I need a clit that is screaming to be a penis. That kind of shit that makes you think about evolution and common ancestry and the real nitty gritty in gender science. I wanna see that minimal split between man and woman... the clit-enis.

Besaid Island in FFX

His GF gave it to him. Probably after sex

Fat shame him all you want but you and I both know he could take down that Cars poster for real if he wanted to.

Well, I think he means pubic hair

Is this in reference to her pubic hair or

Why do I feel like I'm looking through someone's text messages

Fallout: New Vegas until Shenmue and Yakuza Kiwami 2.

I'll stop by a shop and pick up some baby wipes and a good Tom Hanks movie we can watch after I wipe you down and load you up

In that case you better watch your ass when u die cause I'm coming for it big time. In the afterlife no one can hear you clench

I'll give ya something to choke, pal, and you best be a pussy cause I ain't no gay fella

But PS4 is better tho

I'm in Greenville, but I have donuts and coffee and can't make it out. Rain check? Love you, sorry.

Never understood the appeal of DoA's sexualization. I enjoyed them as fighting games but it was always embarrassingly gratuitous in its anime titties.

Gently pushing on your homie’s stomach, easing out a toot. Holding your main dude’s head to your chest as you nurse him alcohol like it’s in a baby bottle (better if it IS a baby bottle 🍼) Telling your chubby friend he’s got great titties mmmm yum yum tits.

Movie director/musician. I still have some time and I'm still trying but the future is looking bleak.

The AC in my car isn't working and it's Global Warming hot outside. When I drive now I am gently reminded of the intensity of the planet's anguish, though the full account of it is obviously withheld from my biological form -- by the mercy of God or by some science, or by chance, we are still here. Spared. But I'm sweating more and more and over time, death appears more imminent. Further more, my debts climb, I don't get enough nudes, and I am growing older and more out of touch. Chaos Reigns.

Thinkin bout jerkin ya for a hit off that Spiderman 2 paper