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Opium

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  1. I’ve watched the gameplay trailer three times today y’all hit me on the head in just the right spot so I can wake up on October 26th and still have all my great gaming motor functions.
  2. Ya gotta be buttfuckin stupid not to be hyped for this one, folks. This is Westworld-level shit
  3. Made another jam because who knows when I'll finish my other thing.
  4. I wouldn’t call it a tease if I came multiple times
  5. True Lies. A History of Violence. Cradle 2 the Grave. Toy Story 2.
  6. I want more large clit representation in my media. Penises are whatever at this point, I need a clit that is screaming to be a penis. That kind of shit that makes you think about evolution and common ancestry and the real nitty gritty in gender science. I wanna see that minimal split between man and woman... the clit-enis.
  7. Besaid Island in FFX
  8. Opium

    AIRSOFTFATTY

    His GF gave it to him. Probably after sex
  9. Fat shame him all you want but you and I both know he could take down that Cars poster for real if he wanted to.
  10. Well, I think he means pubic hair
  11. Is this in reference to her pubic hair or
  12. Why do I feel like I'm looking through someone's text messages
  13. Fallout: New Vegas until Shenmue and Yakuza Kiwami 2.
  14. I'll stop by a shop and pick up some baby wipes and a good Tom Hanks movie we can watch after I wipe you down and load you up
  15. In that case you better watch your ass when u die cause I'm coming for it big time. In the afterlife no one can hear you clench
  16. I'll give ya something to choke, pal, and you best be a pussy cause I ain't no gay fella
  17. But PS4 is better tho
  18. I'm in Greenville, but I have donuts and coffee and can't make it out. Rain check? Love you, sorry.
  19. Never understood the appeal of DoA's sexualization. I enjoyed them as fighting games but it was always embarrassingly gratuitous in its anime titties.
  20. Gently pushing on your homie’s stomach, easing out a toot. Holding your main dude’s head to your chest as you nurse him alcohol like it’s in a baby bottle (better if it IS a baby bottle 🍼) Telling your chubby friend he’s got great titties mmmm yum yum tits.
  21. Movie director/musician. I still have some time and I'm still trying but the future is looking bleak.
  22. Thinkin bout jerkin ya for a hit off that Spiderman 2 paper
  23. I read that Season 2 is going to take place in the Japanese internment camps, they being haunted by a spirit.
  24. BEHOLD
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