Opium

Fruit Rollups and Gushers

hEy name changing g0ds Transform this name into "Opium" my old sk1n

Maybe it's jealousy? I can't turn back the hands of time and give you a supple body like that of a toddler, but I still deserve your touch some days. I suppose today is not one of those days...

I'm not bringing you your pedo reinforcements, Drunkenwarrior.

I'm calling the FBI *and* my mama

Yeah, jerk off to something new.

Sincerely acknowledge your mortality. Enjoy the progression of destruction. Jerk off to something new. Make something. Eat bananas. Read a good book. Meditate. Study Keanu Reeves. Eat better.

I'd rather fuck in some North Korean propagandist cartoon. Preferably atop a tank.

Tell him during a sex scene

Love only blossoms on the battlefield.

ctrl + alt + anal

This is what happens when you take the red pill through your anus

Stay at home and jerk it to her instagram ya uneducated swine!!! jk, reading can be tough nowadays. Meditate and center yourself instead, or read pornhub comments and do some critical thinking

Yeah butt the question is if they're wet buttholes

Not ghosts. Time displacements: non-linear time, everyone existing at once, living and dead. Seeing a man from the 1920's sitting in McDonalds though to him he's sitting in a church -- and he is -- but also here in this McDonalds. And me being in that McDonalds being seen by someone in 2147 -- and actually being there -- but also in some apocalyptic concentration camp.

You're right. We deserve each other

Are you sick of where you're at in life? Tired of your friends? Bored with your lovers? Me too, pal. Let's talk about how we're gonna get the hell outta Dodge.

Prove to me you got the pepperoni nips and I'll consider cookin ur pizza

To add a conclusion to that period, I did finally get to see Ellen Page's breasts in a rather spicy sex scene that came out a few months back. She has some pretty nice teeyities, but all I could think about was the journey I took on the boards years prior, traversing a Lovecraftian horror show of obsession... I couldn't even bring myself to jerk it. I just looked on feeling satisfied that my story -- no, my legend -- had finally reached its proper end.

You can just call me Daddy

I loved when people complained about that Jimmy Page rank because they thought the mods were rewarding me for being obnoxious; which they kinda were, but I was committed and developed a board meme from the groundwork. But that's just how I like to romanticize it, anyways

I'd fuck Ellen Page.

I posted shit like that in Babbling all the time. I guess you guys have just resigned to dull GIFs as a means of imagination

Bout to bend you over my knee and give you the what's what.