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It's not hard to yank your nipple twice a day for a year with pliers in order to extend length, nor is it out of the ordinary to do so. In fact, it's customary to insert your nipple inside your butthole in many monasteries across China -- they believe that the exact measurement of butthole-nipple ratio is no coincidence and is an ancient practice that dates back to Confucius, promoting a healthy chi and also helping with the production of both breast milk and colon health.

Sheeeeeeeeit, gotta send me a bowl in that case. Share the load

Dip your nutsack into the curry. If you wake up, then it's merely a dream. If you don't, then it's just a great night.

Is this for real, Slappy? Or is it some strange and twisted dream...

Heh, wish I was there so I could watch you push those punks up against some lockers. Jeez, Zeni-kun, you sure are big-sama!!!

but did u ate tha ass

Listen, bruh, you may have a big Gundam-cum-drum in that hot pocket but don't take me for one of them easy bitches ya can just slap 'round willy nilly. If we doing this then we're going full henshin-a-go-blow, baby

That is normal sex for people that actually have it

I would like to hijack Debaser-Thrak-Kudasai's topic in order to change my name to Goro Majima

You just gotta eat they ass.

If you're wanting a retro experience and don't mind the chibi-style mobile graphics then Mana is okay. Otherwise I'd ignore it. But Yakuza 0? Buy that shit. If I had the memory to compile a best of 2017 list it'd probably be in first.

Bumping this in honor of the toe I broke today

Not this exact cut, maybe -- but possibly from a different edit. There is, after all, three hours of material to work with. But I get what you're saying. I was just adding that the movie has incredible cinematography and that goes a long way

Honestly the visual fidelity of the film itself makes pretty much anything work well.

I know I'm supposed to post this in the music folder but fuck that. Anyways, I made this and I wanna share it.

Recently finished Shadow of the Colossus on PS4. Have since been dividing time between the Secret of Mana remake and Yakuza 0 -- which I'm hoping to complete along with Kiwami before Song of Life comes out.

Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus -- Made it to the end and got fed up with how clunky the shooting could be, along with the difficulty spikes and map layout. I was also constantly frustrated by not being able to climb things that were shorter than my character, like a box. Gravity Rush 2 -- Didn't really make it to the end; was more like halfway but this one tanked with me due to tedious mission parameters. Being mission failed over flying two inches away from the objective fueled some real hate. Also the side quests were incredibly dull. There's more but I can't really recall them at the moment. These two are the most recent. Edit: Final Fantasy XV. I got up to Chapter 6/7 and just couldn't.

'Park it porky

On the arching back of Rodin's "The Thinker" sculpture. On a fuzzy pink bath mat. Inside a Mexican cantina, on top of an unconscious gringo. Outside the White House, against the rails. Inside a trap house in west Baltimore.

They address it at the end of Season 2. Just needed to watch a little more.

You tellin me you wouldn't suck the fart outta the love of your life?

Poo comes from the colon, B; everybody knows wiping's the key

If you can eat your own ass more power 2 ya, but don't hate on the loneliness with your tongue firm in the booya. I'm tellin you like it is, like it'll always be, when you can eat your own ass, why not eat the home girls' down the street?

You tryin to tell me you don't take a bite?? Word up, pal. That's your issue right there. You gonna be alone unless you take chances.

Love ain't all its cracked up to be, Lasty. Can you believe that some girls don't like they ass ate? What kinda love is that? I mean, what kinda *world* is this where girls stoppin boys from eatin they ass? I say we stick to the tequila, fellas.