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I know you’re trying to trick me with your fancy cursive-like font, but I don’t carry around a playbook with Sonic stickers on it like that flab boy Zenicuck. I make my own rules, and from the gut. From instinct, like during the days we were nothing more than animals.

Bruh u think men unmatch wtf

Looner sounds like a goddamn cartoon. Looner Tunes lookin ass bitch

Absolutely. Men are either drunk or manic when they get on Tinder. And kids just make it smell funny...like a playpen of plastic balls and sweat

Yeah but I'm hot and don't carry a disease (called children)

Think about it, ladies; you saw me, I saw you. I showed you my biceps, you showed me your glutes. We were made for this, and even though I came out strong asking you to watch me bust nuts on snapchat, I'm still a good man deep down who will take care of you and show you around Olive Garden like the queen you are. I know you're starting to regret your decision for unmatching me -- you weren't horny then. You're horny now. I understand and accept your impending apology. And I know this is gonna get #zeni'd #lonewolfclub'd but come on fellas... at the end of the day, we all know our dicks hang differently

I would just wait. The 30 minute time limit really ruins the experience as far as exploring goes, and it just makes the wait harder to bear knowing how spicy the game actually is.

When we finally colonize another planet and exist almost exclusively on a server, will the physical art of Picasso and Van Gogh become as appealing as cave engravings when compared to a fox with a six-pack fucking a bunny with huge lactating tits?

Heard y'all like film scores. Jk, but I made a lil tune anyways and I'm sharing it for old times sake since I don't know what else to do with it.

If mochi didn't guzzle the man berries then I don't think it counts.

Only if I have the right weapon that'll give me a pristine pelt.

Lone 🐺 gettin his 🍆 sticky

I got buttfucked by a panther while hunting down a raccoon the other night. Those fuckers are still efficient death machines.

I've had little trouble lining up for headshots. What weapons are you using?

Happy birthday motherfucker!! Never reply to topics like this but I've been drinking so fuck it -- your birthday landed on a good day

What exactly about the controls are different from RDR1? I don't think this game adds anything other than weight, which feels appropriate to the the realism the game emphasizes.

People who say it’s boring and tedious wear helmets.

Breakin out the brandy for this one tomorrow night. Gonna be a fine one

Pretty sure there are only 6 people here at once on any given day

You don't have to. They just are.

Remember these board legends? I do. I think about their visages often. They come in fever dreams, sometimes while I'm shitting or talking to a cute girl. I wonder where they are...

I'm gonna do a J-pop song even though I don't know Japanese.

I’m not even sure how one can place that metric, especially considering how secretive this project has been. I doubt they’ve conflated this game with as much meaningless filler shit as Skyrim, so if the game is long, then it earns it (like the first game). But also Skyrim is such a shitty example of an open-world game and I think it’s sad that it’s everyone’s go-to metric setter.

Just go out there you pussy!!! I’m driving without a car title and insurance and you know what? I’m a fucking God on the road. Get with it, brother