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Mix

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  1. You don't look that bad. I like the hat. It's a nice touch.
  2. Mix

    Ladies....

    What is it about that fucker and his product? Is it made from his freshly harvested cum? these bitches are losing their minds
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    Ladies....

    lmao, I remember this french journey man mma fighter in the early 2000s....his name escapes me, but he used to paint stuff in his hair or on his body and I used to think he would have been better off as a mime....I mean general artist sure, but i always came back to mime cause he had the face for it.....I'm gonna try to find him
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    Ladies....

    I'm no lady, madame, but I do perform the occasional mime show at the park once a month. I would perform more often but I can't afford it....the youths that claim the park as their own charge a hefty price for protection
  5. I look at all three movies as a package deal...and like you said, Bane was all I needed from that third film... As far as the car goes, I'll wait to see what it looks like on screen but these pictures aren't don't it any favors...at least the Nolan tank looked different....like he was trying to one up the crazy batman cars that came before...this thing looks like Hoonigan threw it together
  6. This batman movie is going to suck balls Everyone was so focused on Ben Affleck last time but I knew that one was going to blow when I saw who they got to play Lex... The sparkling vampire in a chopped Pantera isn't going to make this one any better Christopher Nolan set an impossibly high bar
  7. Happy bir....wait a minute, do vampires even have birthdays....he's technically dead right? Happy birth/awakening day....please don't eat me
  8. WHO TOLD YOU ehhh, I mean....good one, hehe '>.>
  9. you've lived a comfortable life
  10. look, i'm not doing that bullshit where I break up the banana into little pieces....this is how bananas have been eaten since the dawn of time and it's not going to change now no matter what you or Wiz Khalifa says
  11. I don't remember what he was recently charged with, but he did that shit yo
  12. Why? 😆
  13. He's had so many surgeries...it's sad to see how much he's lost.....sacrificed everything to be the greatest...Jay cutler's looking great though
  14. I just thought it was funny how they cut it off right before he started squatting like it went badly... But everyone knows the legend will never die...LIGHT WEIGHT BEBE!!!
  15. Which ones? I think I tried one called pure ale, but I don't know if I'm spelling it right
  16. I mean, for two old white guys, they looked pretty damn terrible
  17. That's was funny af Bill Hader and these old men characters are perfection Have you seen the ones where he plays the old reporter? Fucking perfection There's this scene where he's yelling at the anchor about how the guy who had his job before him would be rolling in his grave if he could see this now and the guy says "no he wouldn't...they cremated him" and bill goes "they burned my friend" all sad and shit....it's hilarious
  18. you were truly blessed with a heavenly bounty it's in these moments that you truly witness a spark of the divine....you with your flying cuts of meat and me with my perfectly timed joke that no one in that wendy's found funny and in fact thought I was an idiot as I cracked up while trying to hold a straight face like Fallon in an SNL sketch
  19. oh, so people were putting aloe gel and essential oils in it.....I just poured it on my hands Do you think it's the aloe or the essential oils that make the hand sanitizer taste so good? Or at the very least, better than the Titos.....
  20. And I got in right before the crazy lines
  21. Woah, what's wrong with Tito's? I had to use it because I drank all my hand sanitizer
  22. Laugh my friend....don't let them take that from you
  23. Saw it from the outside as I was walking in and I did the best thing I've ever done....walked right through the middle of it like it wasn't happening....walked right up to the counter and said "I'll have what they're having" Kept a straight face for a whole 30 seconds...
  24. He was exposed to the virus when he was treating patients and he succumbed a few weeks later.... what was weird is how he was treated by the gov and media in the interim....it's was hella shady
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