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Mix

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  1. Who ever is in that white SUV must of been on their way to get pussy or drugs. I'm talking really good drugs.....or pussy......but probably drugs That's the only thing that I can think of, 'cause if I was going grocery shopping or some shit and I saw guys in hazmat suits chasing a dude during a viral epidemic, i'd turn my ass around and go the fuck home.
  2. Yeah, it does seem like hard work... On the plus side, you get to eat six times a day and custom order your clothes from Big and Tall's specialty department, Bear and Such....it's where circuses buy outfits for their dancing bears and other such animals
  3. Pretty sure that's already sitting comfortably in a vending machine somewhere in Japan
  4. You're standing on my foot
  5. Not gonna lie I was like, "divorced already???" you crazy kidz and your state sponsored religious contracts
  6. dis dat new new
  7. You sure? Think of all the practical applications of being able to lift half a ton.....you sure you wanna give that up?
  8. Perspective
  9. Bar, shake, whole live chicken.......jus put da protein in ya body an' lift dem weights
  10. The king is dead, all hail the king
  11. Five seconds straight
  12. You still owe me money, Jimmy! Don't think i've forgotten!
  13. When I open my club retail store, i'm hiring you as the house DJ
  14. I'll tell ya one thing, I am not going to die without trying heroin
  15. At my height it's usually the crotch area it's not a good look
  16. as long as that's the name of the new street drug the kids are on
  17. YOU HEARD THE LADY, PEOPLE! PARTY AT VAMP'S!
  18. These are the end times people! How many signs do you need! Get your shit in order!
  19. is this doing it for anyone else? Just me?
  20. Mix

    This hotel sucks

    well......I didn't say it
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