Mix

Not gonna lie I was like, "divorced already???" you crazy kidz and your state sponsored religious contracts

dis dat new new

You sure? Think of all the practical applications of being able to lift half a ton.....you sure you wanna give that up?

Perspective

Bar, shake, whole live chicken.......jus put da protein in ya body an' lift dem weights

The king is dead, all hail the king

Five seconds straight

You still owe me money, Jimmy! Don't think i've forgotten!

When I open my club retail store, i'm hiring you as the house DJ

I'll tell ya one thing, I am not going to die without trying heroin

At my height it's usually the crotch area it's not a good look

as long as that's the name of the new street drug the kids are on

YOU HEARD THE LADY, PEOPLE! PARTY AT VAMP'S!

These are the end times people! How many signs do you need! Get your shit in order!

Are.....you describing Redwall?

is this doing it for anyone else? Just me?

well......I didn't say it

idk, i've never shopped for ironing boards before, but I feel like twenty bucks is a steal...in this situation, literally imagine the balls it would take to walk out with this.... Front Desk: sir....SIR....uh, you can't take that Me: mhh, what....you mean this....I brought this with me Front Desk: It looks a lot like one of ours Me: Well this one is mine....I take an ironing board with me whenever I travel.....good thing to, because there wasn't one in the room

No, your room doesn't have the list or no, it's not a good deal for an ironing board?

Does your room have a list of things you'll be charged for if they're stolen... $20 for the ironing board...first off, who steals an ironing board....secondly, that actually seems like a good deal, right?

I could never afford that

I've stopped rewatching stuff....time is in short supply these days