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Mix

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  1. How long ago? Kids's eleven now....how long has she been killin' it?
  2. Then why even bring it up. Now all I want is to hear that story. I'm already coming up with far-fetched scenarios that the original can't possibly live up to.
  3. You have to admit the Akhal-Teke is a beautiful horse. That's a super fuckable horse. I'm not saying that I would fuck that horse. I'm just saying that if I was a horse, I would fuck that horse. So, to be clear, I, Mix the human, would not fuck that horse. Buuut Mix the horse would definitely fuck that horse. That's not weird. I'd be a horse. Horses fuck other horses all the time.
  4. lmao....I thought they were a nice touch....kid's eleven and apparently just won street league in LA...Rayssa leal...fuckin' beast
  5. I remember that shit too....also
  6. Whenever I come across one of these black person reacting to white people clips, it's priceless.....Just the other day this gym bro was talking about how some crazy people like to slap each other in between lifts and that they're "usually of the non-melanin persuasion".....had me dyin'
  7. I'd been house cleaning and I think I just got into some webbing in the attic or something....in any case those were old paint stained clothes anyway
  8. ok........................don't move
  9. @molarbear @SorceressPol I don't know why the universe does these things to me. I was all holier than thou in here and this morning I was washing the dishes and something told me to look at my shirt, I didn't feel anything, but my spidey senses were tingling (so to speak >.>). There was a spider walking up my shirt toward my face. I let out a manly growl of concern, brushed it off, and laughed. THEN THERE WAS A ANOTHER ONE. I calmly took off my shirt and shorts and stepped into the shower. I didn't kill anything so technically not a hypocrite, but I did put my clothes in the trash can.
  10. lmao...this is pretty funny Everyone I knew always had these ideal pet situations and I would always be fucked over by whatever I got stuck with (never by choice). Good to be on the other side for once.
  11. I haven't bought clothes from a brick and mortar store in over five years... Just figure out your sizes and buy a ton of shit, return most of it, keep a few nice pieces
  12. well, that's completely different....I was referencing arbitrary bug killings.....not blood feuds >.>
  13. It was probably thinking of it's family. It's kids. Thinking, "I've got to get home (WHAM)...i've got (WHAM)............to...get..h(WHAM)"
  14. those muthafukkas act like they're angry you came into their house
  15. Mix

    you're hired

    I was going to hex someone's youth away with a voodoo chicken foot
  16. Everybody seems to have a vendetta against a specific bug....they're just tiny bugs yo damn, I remember the shit I saw in Uganda....huge flying cockroaches that wouldn't even fly away, they'd fly at you, like they were attacking....fucking lizards running across ceilings.... indoor living has made us soft.....we need to go camping....see some real shit
  17. I love that show too, but I couldn't tell you a thing about the music.....never clocked it
  18. you hittin' that?
  19. I just take them outside..............................murderer
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