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ahh

how so?

I don't remember this episode, but damn I love that line, "do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia"

It was probably why she was charged with which craft

damn, how could I forget her....... yo, good catch....you da mvp

You're at the therapists office when, well into the middle of your session, the phone rings on his desk which goes immediately to voicemail and you hear, "..Dr. Everett, it's me, Peter. Listen, I talked to Dina and there's just no way we...." He frantically lunges for the phone before you could hear the rest of it. What do you assume was about to be said based on the little you heard?

is that Muskrat Jesus? Jesuskrat? he....is standing on water

I thought about that after I posted this thread....It didn't hit me right away because my mom didn't change her name and it's far more prevalent in my generation, so who knows....maybe now

Samantha jr. Naomi jr. Malala jr. Have I just never met one or is that not done...and if so why? Giving your kid your name always seemed like a weird ego trip, but never a strictly male ego trip

Hey, they could release a sex tape....I haven't been keeping up with it, but I here my man's losing a couple of court cases.....he could use the money

welp....can't risk going back to sleep......ever again >.>

I'm late, but this is the most quotable show I've watched in a long time....

^ This

What does the P in Pimp Pimp P stand for?

are you doing squats while you jerk it?

I totally hear you.....the baggie in the car was adding insult to injury....even 13 year old me didn't make that mistake....there's gotta be repercussions

lmao....I remember doing the same thing in middle school....I hopped out the window and took my mom's car to this highschool party....I thought I was the shit....found out the next morning that you can't air out a hot boxed car on the drive home when all the shit hit all the fans

What sports did you or do you play?

No, I meant there was another person who went by the username zombie....he was like 7 ft tall