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lmao...this is pretty funny Everyone I knew always had these ideal pet situations and I would always be fucked over by whatever I got stuck with (never by choice). Good to be on the other side for once.

the parents are away?

I haven't bought clothes from a brick and mortar store in over five years... Just figure out your sizes and buy a ton of shit, return most of it, keep a few nice pieces

well, that's completely different....I was referencing arbitrary bug killings.....not blood feuds >.>

It was probably thinking of it's family. It's kids. Thinking, "I've got to get home (WHAM)...i've got (WHAM)............to...get..h(WHAM)"

those muthafukkas act like they're angry you came into their house

I was going to hex someone's youth away with a voodoo chicken foot

Everybody seems to have a vendetta against a specific bug....they're just tiny bugs yo damn, I remember the shit I saw in Uganda....huge flying cockroaches that wouldn't even fly away, they'd fly at you, like they were attacking....fucking lizards running across ceilings.... indoor living has made us soft.....we need to go camping....see some real shit

I love that show too, but I couldn't tell you a thing about the music.....never clocked it

you hittin' that?

I just take them outside..............................murderer

That sounds dope....but the reality is probably hella tedious.....good luck though

It's alright...if there's a fasting muscle, there's a disappointment muscle.......and mine is on steroids

[sigh] it's uhh....not pronounced that way it was a small dream, but the universe ripped it away just the same

I'll take your word for it >.> though I will be looking up "autophagy" in the hopes that it's pronounced the way I deeply need it to be

Is.....this healthy? 36 pounds seems like a lot

you'll be getting a chicken foot in the mail

y'know I was thinking FedEx, but I typed UPS... >.> <.< Psst....could you supply me with some raw materials for my voodoo ritual....nothing big....just some fingernails, hair, and skin samples from a freshly croaked body

wow.....I thought you worked at UPS '>.> wait.....is this happening at UPS

Switch to clear liquor like vodka. They can't smell it on your breath.

That's a saying right?

I did not know those books got published after he died....that's sad

three words low hanging fruit

The thing is you'd never take it....you'd be suspicious of anything that's too good to be true