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Wait wait...EAST? *turns car around* I'm for sure not gonna make it now

pfft, history shmistory....don't sweat it.....you know the important stuff like how nukes work and how to barbecue hotdogs in plastic

The scroll down to reveal the bottom text was everything You're ma boy, Blue Sherman!

et tu, Exspiravit

oh, you're sweet, but it's subpar.....the original recipe was my mothers and I just could never make it like she did

What would happen if they nuked the hurricanes? The discovery channel used to be about hippos and zebras and shit....remember that

My ice maker is on the fritz.....I mean I could swing by the store, but it would probably melt by the time I get it to the ocean

They haven't happened already?

radioactive what now? I didn't know there were radios in nukes......FM or AM?

I figure it's like a really really big grenade

that nuking the hurricanes was a good idea.....that is, until everyone said it wasn't and then you gotta be like, "hehe, yeah, that's......so stupid '>.>"

The stapler..........I believe you have it

Huuuuuuuuge cocaine fan right here. Don't use it, just like being around it........Study it.........Appreciate it...........use it sometimes

I'm gonna burn this place down

nope.....you have a gift that needs to be shared with the world

@mthor

Just say the word, chief. We'll take your nephew for a boat ride and fit him for some new shoes.

I'm gonna say yes just to see where this goes

The almost daily display of incompetence alone is a headache, but the arrogance that comes along with it is almost enough to drive a person to violence.....fucking unreal I'm all for people fucking up their lives if they so choose....I get it.....life's a bitch and you do what you can.....but motherfucker have the common decency to make your mess and sit in it, don't splash it on the rest of us you gaping asshole....there is a reason you are where you are...ONE FUCKING REASON....and it's looking at you in the mirror you sanctimonious douchebag....

Happy Birthday, wacky.... drinks are on the house!