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He preferred the more positive retelling. I would be the guy you stole the blow from in this scenario.

I do that to. What's messed up is it only happens with people who I had pleasant experiences with. I always remember the dickheads.

I'm not built that way. Maybe it comes with time, but I doubt it. My mind holds negative memories as clearly as the day they happened. It's part of what makes my existence so charming.

wahut? oh, no....that's a tiara not a crown you pleb...i'm wearing a god damn crown and throwin' up gang signs

All I could think is, "with my luck, that's my car"

Kill it just kidding Not really

why'd you draw all over my face? At least my pimp ass crown is still showing

It's genuinely stupefying. I honestly can't decide if they're fool of it or if they've genuinely convinced themselves of their version of events. Everyone is living their own story and I get that no one's ever going to cast themselves as the bad guy in their own tale, but come on. Recognize people you've fucked over and, at bare minimum, keep your distance. None of this, "Hey, dude, what's up, remember me from _____" bull shit.... Yeah, I fucking remember you clear as day. This is a terrible idea you approaching me right now with the only witnesses around being my friends and some shady looking bums who are not going to testify in court...

Definitely not me, boss you don't want to eat me....i'm all mushy and no good

There used to be a graying tower alone on the sea

and? i'm sorry I forget that not everyone is an alcoholic '>.>

Happy day you were born....time to get white girl wasted

wow......i'm terrified for you good luck with all that

i'm already doing that and it..................it takes a while have a drink or two and think about it

I just learned about the zim movie by way of this thread, but I can tell you, having done the research, the Rocko movie is ten times better if you're not sober

I had no idea you could schedule those.... you really have your not together shit together...

Those kinds of posters are all i've got on my walls.... always thought I was killin' it

Feel better soon, bruv

UFC 241: Paulo Costa vs Yoel Romero Fuck the main event, this is the fight right here....I'm so pumped for it

damn, that looks like it could be good.....I'm feeling snacky

I got sick of doritos too....a while back....they just taste artificial you need to get on the kettle cooked chip train

I was gonna go with keying his car, but yeah, that works too

ain't shit niggas are always trying to tell you how you ain't shit... I don't know how you're best motivated, but people telling me what I can't do is all I think about while I move toward shutting them up.....you don't have to be classy about that shit either, let that muthafukka know

flex the chesticles