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Parents are parents.....as long as they were good to you....it's doesn't matter

What do you mean by mental? Can you give specifics?

Ok, first things first. This is very important. Hide all your drugs very well. Preferably in a safe. Little bastards get into everything. Second, light your stuff on fire and tell the seven year old, "there , beat ya to it. Now what are you gonna do? Nothin', that's what" Give the ten year old an ipad, it'll leave you alone. oh, right, don't burn all the ipads. Forgot to mention that >.>

Did you have to look that up or was it off top?

Oh, yeah, he's obsessed with them, but I don't think that really comes through in the show. Mainly because I watch car shows and know how nuts car guys can come off and what he's putting on the show is car guy light. Have you seen Jay Leno's Garage? As far as the show being an excuse to show off his cars, only two of the cars on the show so far have been his. And a scooter, but I don't think that counts. What I get from the show is not a guy obsessed with cars, which he is, but a guy obsessed with comedy. I've watched each season multiple times and the way he and his guests speak about the topic of comedy, the passion that comes through, is what brings this show alive. The cars are really an afterthought.

From my experience volunteering at the retirement home, I learned that mental illness is only a problem when it's not adorable

Really? I didn't know people have a problem with it....I love that aspect of the show and I'm not what you would characterize as a car guy... and, from my perspective, the cars are like a late night talk show side kick....you love Andy Richter, but you don't even remember him half the time, where as you can quote whole anecdotes and bits the guests of the show would bring up

ahh

how so?

I don't remember this episode, but damn I love that line, "do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia"

It was probably why she was charged with which craft

damn, how could I forget her....... yo, good catch....you da mvp

You're at the therapists office when, well into the middle of your session, the phone rings on his desk which goes immediately to voicemail and you hear, "..Dr. Everett, it's me, Peter. Listen, I talked to Dina and there's just no way we...." He frantically lunges for the phone before you could hear the rest of it. What do you assume was about to be said based on the little you heard?

is that Muskrat Jesus? Jesuskrat? he....is standing on water

I thought about that after I posted this thread....It didn't hit me right away because my mom didn't change her name and it's far more prevalent in my generation, so who knows....maybe now

Samantha jr. Naomi jr. Malala jr. Have I just never met one or is that not done...and if so why? Giving your kid your name always seemed like a weird ego trip, but never a strictly male ego trip

Hey, they could release a sex tape....I haven't been keeping up with it, but I here my man's losing a couple of court cases.....he could use the money

welp....can't risk going back to sleep......ever again >.>

I'm late, but this is the most quotable show I've watched in a long time....