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idk why, but I can't remember a single episode from this show....I watched it, just can't remember it

ok, but not in the face

test tube babies don't have belly buttons you racist

Heathcliff was awesome, but his intro sucked

Whose intellectual close friends get to call him T.C., providing it's with dignity! Top Cat! The indisputable leader of the Gang! He's the boss, He's a pip, He's a championship! He's the most tip top, Top Cat!

Modern custom dictates you ask her for her ig

how 'bout and old shitty fedora made from....virgin hair?

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood

nah, see....he's a real waggish hepcat, ya dig

...and how many wishes do I get

pitter patter, lets get at her

This is basically what happened....those bastards.....that poor mailbox didn't deserve what it got....it should have been them......it had a family and kids!!!

I wish I could, but no matter what I do I can't seem to kill off that lingering last shred of decency that dwells in my otherwise shriveled heart

rats with fuzzy tails they are

It's all the way down to 65% percent How did I manage this without putting a dent in my sterling, bumper car like, crash rate? Simple.....there is an inexplicable boom in the squirrel population around where I live and those little bastards don't respect the right of way Ad: Thank goodness for Jimmy Dean's Car Tape. The best tape for fixing up your car. Car Tape! It's duck tape!

It's a Drowzee! Quick throw your pokeball

unfortunately some aren't as blessed @ITasteLikeSex

I don't know exactly what heartburn is, much less had it before.... I did look it up and it seems to match up with what i felt..... my body is breaking down 😭

I forget....do we get to read them after? Like, do you post them here?

Whatever it was it doesn't fit any of these symptoms.....that could be bad or good, idk

nah, i'm good

good, one down......a million to go it's all reps