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If it keeps happening from job to job I gotta assume it's him....maybe he's hot a hate-able quality to him

NiNokuni [3 out of 5] It's not bad, it's not good. It helped pass the time.

Don't take a picture of me in my lounging about dirty t-shirt....wait for me to put on my going out dirty t-shirt

hell yeah you'll be fine

And you just went on a cruise? That's some baller ass shit... "Yeah, I'm gonna need you to push it till the end of the month.....yeah, i'm serious.....'cause mama's goin' on a cruise to look at butts on the Caribbean, that's why! Yes, I know I said i'd stop yelling at you because it makes you cry, but like I keep telling you, this is my normal speaking volume, you just need to make some black friends. No, the nurses don't count. Yes, invite your neighbor to the pot luck. Why haven't you done this already? What do you mean you weren't sure what color bandanna to wear? You know what, I don't have time for this....I gotta practice my -oops I dropped something that requires me to bend over slow- move for the cruise...."

oh shit.....uhh, it's not actually my birthday....I was over-committing to a bit where I tried to convince Poof I was 76 years old But thanks anyway....

Thanks, man. 76 years young and taking things day by day

I forget what nature show it was that I was watching, but they were breaking down the evolutionary advantages of cats as predators and how it was no different with bigger cats. Across the spectrum they just made adjustments to suit their respective sizes but all the cats are pretty much the same thing. Then I learned that alligators have remained unchanged since the cretaceous.... Then I learned that octopus may be aliens... Then I ran out of weed.... Then I took a nap

uh huh that doesn't really answer my question, but good to know

Ok, i'm glad I waited for other people to weigh in and establish the tone we're supposed to adopt on this one... Little more serious that i'm used to, but we can't joke about murder....or witnessing it? right? Right, of course....dumb question This was an awful thing and I hope you can get passed it and...yeah

oh, hellz yeah so you down to clown or what?

Why not not?

That's the bill o' goods their sellin', but i'm just not buyin'

Took Phil 101 in community college online

Crowd work seems terrifying.....hats off to any comedian who does it well.....Andrew Schulz put out a special a little while ago that was all crowd work....he was just pulling stuff out of his ass up there....I don't know how he does it All this to say it's tough doing what you do....don't get down when you mess up, it's bound to happen

yeah, we're old and we've seen a lot of tragedy it's rough I'm 76 years old

Yeah, that was rough for US....but WE made it through....OURS was truly are the best generation

Women, can't live with 'em.....can't bang dudes Unless you can, in which case, jackpot

Maybe not absolutely every-frikkin-body wants to be a cat........y'know

Apparently this movie is supposed to rival The Room

If the Rock has hair, you can be sure it's a terrible movie

ahh, yes......the classics

You're tellin' me. I just turned 76. I'm lucky if I can get out to a shindig two or three times a week.