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I read this thread and now I have to poop 😮

Yeah, 7 naps a day sounds like it could help

Help me, Panda!

Good Don't ever do it Don't fall to peer pressure You stay golden ponyboy

...till you go through a workout you used to do when you were in shape I think i'm dying....at least I hope I am

I saw that movie wayyyy too young and I had no idea what that stuff was...might as well have been donut powder

People are nuts....I mean they call the cops for anything How was I supposed to know what a Cassowary was.....I thought it was a sick turkey, but the vet was all, "Get it outta here! The hell is wrong with you! AAAAHHHH MY EYES, ITS GOT MY EYES!!!" I wonder how Benny is doin'....I miss the little guy

Good, the nose wax was really what made me cringe in horror....I think everything else is manageable

Why......would you do that to yourself

It was so terrible

he dead

You try to fix these things? one time a laptop said it's memory was full and I just got a new laptop >.<

#6 Lions aren't the king of the jungle for the simple reason that they don't live in the jungle.

nope

#5 There has never been a school shooting during summer school.

#4 Tears aren't salty if you're hydrated

#3 President Taft didn't get stuck in his bath tub. That story wasn't possible since Taft had a custom made seven foot long, forty one inch wide, solid porcelain tub.

#2 It's not stripping if no one pays you

#1 It takes approximately 2.5 pounds of pressure to imprint the perfect stamp

I hope that guy gets whatever he was hoping for......fame, money, pussy........dick....whatever he hoped would be the result of putting this out

MFKZ [5 out of 5]