Read that sentence out loud...
Do you see why you would die first in a horror movie scenario?
You're worried about arms when a six foot tall inanimate thing just came to life....meanwhile ponytail realized in a split second that the end times are nigh, went full on commando, rid himself of everything that could slow him down and made for his bunker that Sharon said was a waste of money....Well guess what Sharon! I'm gonna live to piss on your zombie bones, bitch!
Punch the evil snowman = tough
Leaving your child behind to save yourself = not so tough
That kid did not react like this is his/her first time seeing daddy hit somebody
Whose intellectual close friends get to call him T.C., providing it's with dignity!
Top Cat!
The indisputable leader of the Gang!
He's the boss, He's a pip, He's a championship!
He's the most tip top, Top Cat!
This is basically what happened....those bastards.....that poor mailbox didn't deserve what it got....it should have been them......it had a family and kids!!!