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I'm the ghost of Christmas past I also sell insurance. Are you in good hands?

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High Fidelity Eps 1-10

I'm gonna be the little spoon

- It's not a tumor - Old ladies aren't so tough without their cars - Kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it

- tattooing a dollar sign on your ball sack just so you can tell girls to "secure the bag," only works for rappers

- Kidnapping is still illegal even if you bring them back

Viper said there would be days like this

Little girl alone on the boardwalk Tethered

Read that sentence out loud... Do you see why you would die first in a horror movie scenario? You're worried about arms when a six foot tall inanimate thing just came to life....meanwhile ponytail realized in a split second that the end times are nigh, went full on commando, rid himself of everything that could slow him down and made for his bunker that Sharon said was a waste of money....Well guess what Sharon! I'm gonna live to piss on your zombie bones, bitch!

Punch the evil snowman = tough Leaving your child behind to save yourself = not so tough That kid did not react like this is his/her first time seeing daddy hit somebody

IT'S A TRAP

nothings original everything is built on previously laid foundations our lives are a lie

That's how it always goes....for everything People only care about their shit... how's the saying go.....good artists copy, great artists steal

But I never saw him or those other shows so at the time my cartoons were original as far as I was concerned

idk why, but I can't remember a single episode from this show....I watched it, just can't remember it

ok, but not in the face

test tube babies don't have belly buttons you racist

Heathcliff was awesome, but his intro sucked

Whose intellectual close friends get to call him T.C., providing it's with dignity! Top Cat! The indisputable leader of the Gang! He's the boss, He's a pip, He's a championship! He's the most tip top, Top Cat!

Modern custom dictates you ask her for her ig

how 'bout and old shitty fedora made from....virgin hair?

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood