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Mix

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  1. - It's not a tumor - Old ladies aren't so tough without their cars - Kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it
  2. - tattooing a dollar sign on your ball sack just so you can tell girls to "secure the bag," only works for rappers
  3. - Kidnapping is still illegal even if you bring them back
  4. Viper said there would be days like this
  5. Little girl alone on the boardwalk Tethered
  6. Read that sentence out loud... Do you see why you would die first in a horror movie scenario? You're worried about arms when a six foot tall inanimate thing just came to life....meanwhile ponytail realized in a split second that the end times are nigh, went full on commando, rid himself of everything that could slow him down and made for his bunker that Sharon said was a waste of money....Well guess what Sharon! I'm gonna live to piss on your zombie bones, bitch!
  7. Punch the evil snowman = tough Leaving your child behind to save yourself = not so tough That kid did not react like this is his/her first time seeing daddy hit somebody
  8. IT'S A TRAP
  9. nothings original everything is built on previously laid foundations our lives are a lie
  10. That's how it always goes....for everything People only care about their shit... how's the saying go.....good artists copy, great artists steal
  11. But I never saw him or those other shows so at the time my cartoons were original as far as I was concerned
  12. idk why, but I can't remember a single episode from this show....I watched it, just can't remember it
  13. ok, but not in the face
  14. test tube babies don't have belly buttons you racist
  15. Heathcliff was awesome, but his intro sucked
  16. Whose intellectual close friends get to call him T.C., providing it's with dignity! Top Cat! The indisputable leader of the Gang! He's the boss, He's a pip, He's a championship! He's the most tip top, Top Cat!
  17. Modern custom dictates you ask her for her ig
  18. how 'bout and old shitty fedora made from....virgin hair?
  19. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood
  20. nah, see....he's a real waggish hepcat, ya dig
  21. ...and how many wishes do I get
  22. This is basically what happened....those bastards.....that poor mailbox didn't deserve what it got....it should have been them......it had a family and kids!!!
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