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Passed out for maybe fifteen minutes...dreamt that I woke up in the morning, started my morning routine....went to take a piss, looked down, did not recognize my penis...it was a completely different penis, a strangers penis, in my hands....woke up panic stricken Thoughts?

I found my mind in a brown paper bag within

Hi Fuggz

no, schnookums.....remember what Daddy told you last time....we're not fighting, Daddy and Mommy are just wrestling enthusiasts....that's what all the leather was about.....

Hey now, you leave Doom alone.....it took him a long time to put some base in his typing voice.... I like the new confident Doom, oozing with rock band fueled white man confidence....

lmao, you had to know they were gonna come for you

Have you seen last years line of Oprah's Favorite Things?

But I don't do xanax....................................................................anymore

If the script can say the seasoned hit man leaves his gun on the counter while he takes a deuce in the middle of an ambush, it can say the coke head over doses

we were entering bat country, but I did the wise thing and bailed out of the car... Oddly enough, I don't remember posting this...

No, never. I'm invincible. Never gonna die. Gonna live forever.

Happy Birthday! Gettin' further from birth and closer to death every year! yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Balloons and cake! I am very drunk.......for your birthday, I guess I can say now

White Lady

I don't remember I have to stop posting these......they never come off as good as I thought they did the night before

you're just supposed to role with it...like if we were at a party and I introduced us to two hot ladies as Franklin and Bash, attorney's at law come on, man.....this is basic wing man stuff here

of course we are linked by a singular consciousness that binds us all in the before, now, and the here-after

You were beckoned forth by the unknowable something that moves us all. The buzz of life that serves as catalyst to our wind-up toy existence. Embrace it, soon sleep will be all you know

standing in the kitchen wearing my hong kong phooey boxers....half frozen waffle in one hand and beef jerky in the other, I realize I should have probably eased back into weed after such a long hiatus

It's 2020.....that expression no longer holds weight with Cadillac at the head, so I swapped in Tesla....

oh you're going to love it....it's going to be class all the way....we're getting the Vermeer WC2300XL....it's the Cadillac Tesla of wood chippers