little_girl_lost

the dead giveaway that should've put up a red flag

not anymore, no

ketchup

med. rare anything over medium is blasphemous and I swear to god if there is ketchup anywhere near the table . . .

reminds me very much of this

if december is feeling like forever, just wait 'til January . . .

my first thought was elwood p. dowd

women hate getting socks? I love socks

xmas

yeah, that's my thinking but mum pulled out her xmas stockings from the basement and she has them with the names written on them and the toe pointing left, and I just made my bf's stocking the right way and now it doesn't fit in with the others

do you hang them with the toe pointing left or right?

figure this one out

the thread title reminded me of this, and the rest of it kinda fits too

opt for the bacon bouquet instead

relevant

working, for sure, but after that I hope I get some solitude and don't get dragged to all of my boyfriend's friend's/family's houses

last week I bought a fridge I am adult af

oy vey

NONE OF US ASKED YOU FIRST

my kitchen has been mustard yellow since I moved in to this house, I keep meaning to paint it, but I work all the time

is it just painted or is there another difference i'm not seeing?

Uncle Charlie's Fist