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little_girl_lost

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  1. T.S. Motherfuckin' A.
  2. the wedding season all the commercials are about their wedding, but I doubt we'll see it actually happen last night's ep, jimmy and gretchen tell fake love stories to wedding planners, no sign of Lindsay or Edgar, but i'm sure they'll have their own arcs this season, I don't wanna see them just following jimmy and Gretchen around
  3. if by stick you mean erect penis, then yes, yes I can
  4. the guy who played the kid in A Christmas Story that got his tongue stuck to the pole, he tried porn, but had to bow out cuz he couldn't get/stay hard so, him
  5. at my job I've had to fire a lot of people lately young kids who stand there and cry and ask "why" over and over again I feel like this is good training for super-villainy
  6. i'd wish myself into the cornfield
  7. get them kicked out and/or demand a free meal
  8. pray to robot-jesus
  9. I would get a dick on a mug that was also printed with a child's handwriting that says "I luv my daddy"
  10. do people try to get dicks printed on stuff?
  11. that may be worth the rape and/or murder
  12. yeah, i'mma do it a few years in a row, then abruptly stop with no notice, and go dark on social media get her used to it, then crush her
  13. and I send my sister a card every year with different gift cards in them, she receives them, she's just an ingrate who doesn't even acknowledge getting them
  14. my dad sent me a birth-mas card last year, asked me every week if it came yet and it hadn't, then the second week of January I got the ripped open empty envelope in a "we care" outer envelope from the post office someone prolly stole the card right out of the mail truck, stole the innards and discarded the envelope on the ground
  15. now i'm sadder cuz I know there isn't one really cumming
  16. i haven't gotten any xmas cards, email or otherwise
  17. eat your dinner in that light so you can taste the rainbow
  18. Always in the Fursuit of Happiness
  19. curiosity is getting the best of me, like a cat and bad things never happen to curious cats
  20. the dead giveaway that should've put up a red flag
  21. not anymore, no
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