little_girl_lost

the kids section of walmart

i hafta call my dad ever Saturday night he asks me 'am I married yet?' 'any kids yet?' 'no? then why'd you call me?' but if I don't call him one week he lays the guilt on pretty thick I like to refer to him as my jewish mother

my store carries the 20 oz. bottles year-round

Alice Cooper is playing tonight about 15 minutes away from here

i'm back I didn't die of heat stroke(yet) while I appreciate the offer, it seems i'm doomed broil in my bedroom

my room is so warm that the other day I had a small side salad that had shredded cheese on it, I left it in my room for 20 minutes and the cheese melted

I tried this, made it air tight and put a powerful little fan on it, but the air coming out of it wasn't very cold and all the ice water bottles and ice packs were completely melted and room temp within half an hour

i cant you guys this is awful i'm ready to resign myself to this

i'll have to get the stuff to try this tomorrow, but i'll have to get a couple small fans like those, cuz all the fans I have in my house are large box fans or tower fans

if you were in my room, they'd be stuck to your leg, or mine

I have no AC, had central air, but it died a few years ago, and the outlets in my house are old and cant support a window unit. I have my bedroom full of fans and open windows and I've tried every combination of fans in multiple locations, facing all directions, trying to get some kind of air flow, but my bedroom is still unbearable. its impossible to sleep and any cold drink I have in my room is hot as soup in 10 minutes.

how much?

it looks attractive, but the trailers make it look like a shot-for-shot remake of the original, more or less so its a pass for me

And pearl harbor sucked.

i'm a descendant of Charlemagne but so is almost everyone else

my profile is a real tight space, its a wonder you fit in there

i cant tell you how many times I tried tuning into a *new* episode of the simpsons only to find sports running over and then "we now tune you in to our regular scheduled program---already in progress" two-thirds into the show

eastern, the one that gets fucked over when sports games run late

i feel like it would be so much worse for my username to be yelled out

I was green before meh, I have to re-upload my old icon anyways

god save the green

there used to be an ice cream truck that visited my neighbourhood when I was a teenager, there was talk that the young man who drove it would give free ice ceam cones to the pretty teenage girls who bought from him. I put on a bikini top and short-shorts one day and asked for a cone with 2 scoops. I think he over-charged me.