little_girl_lost

if you were in my room, they'd be stuck to your leg, or mine

I have no AC, had central air, but it died a few years ago, and the outlets in my house are old and cant support a window unit. I have my bedroom full of fans and open windows and I've tried every combination of fans in multiple locations, facing all directions, trying to get some kind of air flow, but my bedroom is still unbearable. its impossible to sleep and any cold drink I have in my room is hot as soup in 10 minutes.

how much?

it looks attractive, but the trailers make it look like a shot-for-shot remake of the original, more or less so its a pass for me

And pearl harbor sucked.

i'm a descendant of Charlemagne but so is almost everyone else

my profile is a real tight space, its a wonder you fit in there

i cant tell you how many times I tried tuning into a *new* episode of the simpsons only to find sports running over and then "we now tune you in to our regular scheduled program---already in progress" two-thirds into the show

eastern, the one that gets fucked over when sports games run late

i feel like it would be so much worse for my username to be yelled out

I was green before meh, I have to re-upload my old icon anyways

god save the green

there used to be an ice cream truck that visited my neighbourhood when I was a teenager, there was talk that the young man who drove it would give free ice ceam cones to the pretty teenage girls who bought from him. I put on a bikini top and short-shorts one day and asked for a cone with 2 scoops. I think he over-charged me.

Marry me

The other night I was feeling lazy and had fluffernutters for dinner

i used to give my cats ice cubes, they bat them around the floor and corner them and lick em kept them entertained for about an hour

i hope they bury him with a baseball between his legs

yeah, that's not really true

so many people cancelling their hbo subscriptions today