little_girl_lost

i'm a descendant of Charlemagne but so is almost everyone else

my profile is a real tight space, its a wonder you fit in there

i cant tell you how many times I tried tuning into a *new* episode of the simpsons only to find sports running over and then "we now tune you in to our regular scheduled program---already in progress" two-thirds into the show

eastern, the one that gets fucked over when sports games run late

i feel like it would be so much worse for my username to be yelled out

I was green before meh, I have to re-upload my old icon anyways

god save the green

there used to be an ice cream truck that visited my neighbourhood when I was a teenager, there was talk that the young man who drove it would give free ice ceam cones to the pretty teenage girls who bought from him. I put on a bikini top and short-shorts one day and asked for a cone with 2 scoops. I think he over-charged me.

Marry me

The other night I was feeling lazy and had fluffernutters for dinner

i used to give my cats ice cubes, they bat them around the floor and corner them and lick em kept them entertained for about an hour

i hope they bury him with a baseball between his legs

yeah, that's not really true

so many people cancelling their hbo subscriptions today

on a scale of sober to whitegirlwasted, how drunk are you right now?

ok

my hair only parts in the middle I've tried and tried to style my thin life-less hair but it always falls into the same style

looks to me like the cups at pizza hut about 20 years ago