Codename: Jackass

It's a running gag. Nab did it once and I one-upped him and now it's an in-joke between us. I think that's what it is. Is that what it is, Nab? We also do this at like 4:00 AM when only a handful of weirdos are online.

That is a cursed image.

You're goddamn right, I've earned that pumpkin. Come to daddy.

You'll notice the dead lifeless gaze, and the freckles which will probably become cancer and claim my right eye at some point in the future.

A NEW FIGHTER HAS ENTERED THE BATTLE

wow bnmjy is a racist

I will accept it.

olive oil maybe a light vinaigrette but ranch is a bridge too far with a beautiful spring tomato

Would you rather: A.) Pick up your own shit B.) Pick up a stranger's shit

I only wear basketball shorts for underwear and all of my socks are black because I don't feel like dicking around with doing a dedicated load for whites and for coloreds. I use more detergent than the manufacturer recommends and overload my washing machine because if I can't put 80% of my wardrobe in the washer then I'm probably not going to bother for another week. I often forgo fabric softener because I just don't feel like getting up from GTA V to add a capful of softener. When I do, I use too much softener as well. I toss it all in the dryer on cotton setting and dry it for 80 minutes, whether it needs to be in there that long or not. My name is emtpy, I'm 25 and I do laundry like a high school student and don't give a fuck.

Most normal people don't know exactly what they're doing. There's a lot of trial and error, and probably a lot more error than success.

sic semper tyrannus

I believe "manchild" will replace "adult" within the next twenty years or so.

"Ewww, I hate tomatoes, they're slimy!" They are a like a little baby. I pity the fool who's never had a warm, ripe garden grown tomato. Slice it up and put some salt and pepper on it. Oh man oh man oh man.

@Quackers

Someone kill me

@Nabloom

Grilled Stuft Burrito with fajita chicken. Or maybe the humble Burrito Supreme.

Who tf is Stephanie?

I am not worthy.

Yeah, but he has less of a chance if the test administrator sees him pissing pure water, they'll fail himon the spot as opposed to giving him a couple days of false hope.

I am Robert Downey, Jr. You're so sued.

I see what you're doing here but I'm going to pretend I don't get it. I am a realist. I also keep it real. But not real like kick a man in the head for getting my order wrong at the Taco Bell.