Codename: Jackass

I saw this five years ago. Have you grapefruited your man yet?

Hmmm...

Poof told me in confidence that they found like five new teeth embedded in her jaw. It's a dentistry anomaly, they don't know how to proceed.

Looks like you're a loser now, too. Damn rekt

I was bullshitting btw WUSS-teh-sher First syllable rhymes with puss.

I just didn't want this to be misconstrued as encouraging people to do bad shit. But yes, the darkness is creeping.

Well, sudoku is suffering, so...

tbh if you don't pronounce it as "vomit" then get out of here.

wow, rude.

I'll probably play sudoku.

I don't want to invite people to think bad ideas.

This thread makes me say "Hmmm..."

When I had my teeth drilled they really only numbed my mouth. I had been hoping for the nitrous but they didn't do that. Still kind of disorienting but mostly I concerned myself with keeping my saliva in my mouth and also eating dinner without tastebuds.

Dad: if you shut everything out and refuse to engage in life and society, it's like your problems don't really exist after all! Mom: overreaction is the only reaction.

WHEN I WAS A METALLICA-OBSESSED TEEN I HEARD ONE OF THEIR SONGS AND GOT UPSET ABOUT IT LIKE ACTUALLY ANGRY

IRE WORKS IS PROBABLYTHEIR BEST ALBUM ANYWAY.

I'LL DO WHAT I WANT

NO

I CAN'T STOP

Get this white supremacist frog out of here.

I'll draw a crude representation of a penis and submit it to administration.

I saw it come up in my wallpaper slideshow. It calms me.

I'VE SAID TOO MUCH I WOULD HAVE TO RUN IT BY THE ADMINS YOU'RE A BASKETBALL-LOVING COMMIE THOUGH SO YOUR PROSPECTS AREN'T TOO BAD