Codename: Jackass

You're welcome

It fits right in my mouth.

I could do with a banana right about now.

TURBOFRESH, THE FRAGRANCE FOR REAL MEN WHO LIVE LIVE TUUUURRRRBOOOOOOO $7.99 PER BOTTLE (available at Target and Macy's)

I saw this five years ago. Have you grapefruited your man yet?

Hmmm...

Poof told me in confidence that they found like five new teeth embedded in her jaw. It's a dentistry anomaly, they don't know how to proceed.

Looks like you're a loser now, too. Damn rekt

I was bullshitting btw WUSS-teh-sher First syllable rhymes with puss.

I just didn't want this to be misconstrued as encouraging people to do bad shit. But yes, the darkness is creeping.

Well, sudoku is suffering, so...

tbh if you don't pronounce it as "vomit" then get out of here.

wow, rude.

I'll probably play sudoku.

I don't want to invite people to think bad ideas.

This thread makes me say "Hmmm..."

When I had my teeth drilled they really only numbed my mouth. I had been hoping for the nitrous but they didn't do that. Still kind of disorienting but mostly I concerned myself with keeping my saliva in my mouth and also eating dinner without tastebuds.

Dad: if you shut everything out and refuse to engage in life and society, it's like your problems don't really exist after all! Mom: overreaction is the only reaction.

WHEN I WAS A METALLICA-OBSESSED TEEN I HEARD ONE OF THEIR SONGS AND GOT UPSET ABOUT IT LIKE ACTUALLY ANGRY

IRE WORKS IS PROBABLYTHEIR BEST ALBUM ANYWAY.

I'LL DO WHAT I WANT

NO

I CAN'T STOP