Codename: Jackass

I agree, life is meaningless suffering. Let's get wasted.

I sell these goddamn things all day and it makes me sad to see people spend twenty dollars, win ten bucks, take the bait and then go right back and spend another twenty then bust and spend even more. But I guess it beats being fleeced by the Indian casino. I guess.

You aren't real.

I can't really do more than once a day or it becomes painful and depressing.

I can get down with some self-hatred.

I was anxious and miserable and I'm not even a Jets fan.

Who is it? Name names.

The stripes on the road are really only a guide, anyway.

My job might drive me to drink that's it. Actually, I'll commit. It drives me to drink.

He's been held hostage in his own home for about a decade now, it's very sad.

Stop drinking so much.

Nevermind that my parents have smoked my entire life and the house will never not smell of cigarettes now.

No, no, I believe our resident luminary Packard has told us many times that cigarette smoke has no smell. If he says it, it has to be true.

Take pictures of everything so they can't fuck you on the deposit later.

I really want to be excited about Leighton Vander Esch, because everything I've been reading is good and I'm watching some of his highlights and he's a monster in the middle of the field, but I can't shake this feeling that his ability won't translate to the NFL level. He's an athletic freak. He's smart. He has a laser focus on the ball. He's huge and destroys ballcarriers with ease. He fills a glaring need in the LB corps and will likely be a day one starter. But, growing up a Cowboys fan in the Jerry Jones era, I will always err on the side of caution. If the Cowboys somehow manage to trade for Earl Thomas after this, then I will cry tears of joy.

MOMMY! BABY EMPTY HUNGRY! BABY EMPTY WANT MILKY, BAAAAAHHHG!!! HERE I COME, HERE COMES THE BABY!

Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

A few weeks ago I had a nightmare that I was running from a tornado in a car with my parents. I was driving. It kept getting closer and no matter how fast I went it kept gaining on me. Then it sucked my dad out of the car. Then I woke up.

let party

Because I was only asking how people pronounce the word and here everyone will see it

Good, good. Well hung and well come.

You said I could live with you