Codename: Jackass

*takes a sip of malt liquor* *steps to you*

*eye roll*

*sigh*

Unban JehutyNinja We know that's you, Perseus, you bitch. Give him back.

RIP Misaka Sorry you died in that car wreck

I'm sorry man. My grandma went in a similar fashion and I still feel guilty for assuming she'd always be there. I'm pouring one out.

Suicide is not the answer.

If I were an admin I would have permabanned everyone ITT by now.

Wanna smash?

I've tried all the normal people responses. I'm out of advice.

yeah man just be yourself

gotta pull yourself up by the bootstraps, work hard and make something of yourself boys.

What reason do I have to lie about my media consumption habits on a website two dozen people regularly visit?

The last time I actually watched anime was some time in 2013.

Alright, I get the talking pillow now. My life sucks. I fucked it all up. I could blame other people but it's really all my fault. I'm wasting my life but I don't know how to stop.

My life sucks.

More people need to use drugs. Cull the herd. Get rid of those destined to be removed by natural selection.

Ask him which hormones and anabolics I need to get a roidgut like his.

In the presence of greatness, the humble can only bow.

The Trial - Franz Kafka Because I believe that we are living in a world of arbitrary codes and witless administrators who cannot or will not provide explanation, guidance or succor and serve only to grease the cogs of a faceless machine bent on the destruction of the common man, and, just like Joseph K., we are only victims to be used up and ruined.

Everybody's body betrays them at some point. Usually it can be postponed by quitting the booze.

As long as it stays in DF, let covered_in_sponges post his chocolate starfish in peace.