Tricolor

If you drink acid, it will cancel out the acid that's in you.

I believe in the left curving of my penis, because I can see it everyday! I've tried bending it back but it hurts.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken! Weeeeeeeee

https://youtu.be/SAp0xO-LwFs Oh yeah, this brings back memories!

Hate to be "that" guy, but those are cocks

Time to get a rascal and mow down unsuspecting families at Walmart!Make sure to get their knees with your cane if they dare to complain

do we have to shit in a hole in the ground, or do we pay extra for that?

The motion of donuts being taken out of the box and shoved into my face burns calories, so I figured the more donuts I eat, the more shredded ill be...I'm starting to look like schwarzenegger! The way he looks now,I mean

Is that what we are calling pcp these days?

My grandpa used to say " everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the taint" ah, good old grandpa. He got kicked our of the army for masturbating on the tank tracks. He would go in saying things like " im a mechanic, here to lubricate the tanks!" Or " the desert fox is coming, these threads better be super wet!"

You take them off. Then just swing around the woods like Tarzan, wearing nothing but a squirrel, just like nature intended.

GODDAMN! How did you not die?!?! Was it pedialite? I bet it was pedialite

Just drink some oil and fart on a salad. You'll feel better in the morning.

The drug?

If i may get political here...no

Hey my cat hates me too! Even though I feed her, give her water, clean her shit out of the box,etc

That makes even more sense. Unfortunately if I get any fatter, my car is gonna need a new suspension system.

I pitched a tent In my pants

That makes sense🤔

hey! I'm fat cocked...errr I mean big boned🤫

Its the epitome of online jerkdom. Wait for people at the finish line and just push them off the map. Oh, the messages you will receive!Glorious!

meatballs sandwiches never go out of style. Try that?

I told you already, no matter how many of those you shove up your ass, its impossible for humans to breathe fire! Psh,kids.

I once masturbated 8 times in a single day. Oh to be that young again! ✊

Orrr...hear me out, Cujo WAS a dog/ nuclear bomb hybrid. Right?