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schmahxgn

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  1. For future reference naraku, There is a food And drinks folder in the forum . I don't care but I just thought I'd let you know Also that pie looks dope AF
  2. Many people would agree with me a that lot of the Gundam Anime is hit or miss , but I derive such unyielding childlike joy from building the model kids especially the higher grade ones
  3. If you teach a man to fish he'll eat for a lifetime . However, if you give a man a $200 Taco Bell gift card he'll eat for about 6 years
  4. My day just started literally 2 hours ago
  5. Everybody wants to be a cat, because the cat is the only cat who knows where it's at.
  6. I really like the Gundam GP-03 From Gundam 0083 With the dendrobium space station attachment
  7. Both movies were mediocre In fact they were pretty boring however, you gotta admit "don't you forget about me" was a pretty OK for an 80's track...
  8. Name: Schmahxgn Alises: Tea Czar, Tea Sovereign, Chevalier Noir D'Cuisine, The Sauntering Chaos, Psycho Dude Serial Number: AΩ-37Z-XLII Organism type: Humanoid Tier: Infinite Deus Omnium Elemental alignment: Dark, Sanguine, Light, Chaos Moral alignment: Ambivalent Chaotic good Weakness: Extended caffeine deprivation Motto: "Viam Invenium Aut Faciam" Destructive capability: Instant Quantum Omnidimensional Multiversal Cataclysm
  9. Don't worry, I won't let them PUN-ish me... OH SHI-
  10. THAT WALL KILLED MY MOTHER AND RAPED MY FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
  11. Step 1. Drink all of the energy dranks. Step 2. Give in to the silky inky black all-consuming madness Step 3. Contract one or more demons, feys, and/or fiends Step 4. (There is no 4) Step 5. $$$PROFIT$$$
  12. Well then, I guess we should agree to disagree.
  13. Cool, have fun, also why do you have a triangular configuration of red dots on your forehead?
  14. This is an awesome instrumental....
  15. The CEO of Chick-fil-a disapproves of the gays, but knowing that type he probably jerks his gherkin to girl on girl porn.
  16. You pen jizzed on you.... lol
  17. I desire to be acknowledge... Notice me, senpai?
  18. What if I have a liquid not meant to be drank...? For example, this gallon of LSD?
  19. Frog leg po' boy with jicama slaw, seafood croquettes, and a 12oz bottle of Moxie ginseng soda?
  20. At least it is according to the Uneven Edge community calendar...
  21. You may feel worthless, but to myself and many others, you a cherished and/or priceless, or at the bare minimum, well-liked. I will never tell you not to feel the way you feel, nor will I tell you to get over it. I will ask you to realize that you can get to a better place. I believe in you.
  22. We're all terrible actors trapped in a metaphorical Nicholas 'Cage'.
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