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THICC A.F. Ramen Euphoria Makes two servings Ingredients: Hollandaise Sauce 1 stick real butter yolks of 3 large chicken eggs juice of one medium lemon Chicken consume' broth 1 Tbs. Butter 1 Tbs. all purpose flour 2 packets of chicken Maruchan or Top Ramen brand noodles 3.5 cups water Toppings and Garnishment 6half-inch thick slices of crispy cooked pork belly (or 6 half slices of extra thick-cut bacon) thinly sliced scallions to taste 1/2 cup sliced sautee'd Portabella mushrooms (or any non-toxic non-hallucinogenic edible mushroom you wish.) Preparation: In a small sauce pan, add yolks, lemon juice and whole non-softened stick of butter (it has to be cold and fresh from the refrigerator). Turn heating element to low heat to slowly melt the butter all the wile cooking the yolks without curdling them, stir with a wire whisk as often as possible, when the butter is completely melted, turn off the heat, but continue to stir frequently to avoid the sauce forming a skin on the top. Next combine butter and flour in a medium cooking pot on medium heat, and whisk until the butter melts and combines with the flour, thus making a roux or thickener for your consume'. Stir your hollandaise add the two seasoning packets from the Ramen packs and immediately add the water, then stir vigorously, then bring the broo to a boil, stir your Hollandaise When the consume comes to a rolling boil, add the noodles and stir. Boil the noodles for 2 minutes STIR THE GODDAMN HOLLANDAISE After the two minutes passes, turn off the heat from under the noodles and wait 30 seconds for them to cool down slightly Stir the Hollandaise sauce into the noodles with the Consume' until the broth and the sauce become one. Serve in 2 separate noodle-appropriate bowls, top ornately with 3 slices of pork belly and 1/4 cup of sautee'd shroomies each, then garnish with freshly cut scallions Serve and enjoy ☺

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