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That is true, however if he does he'll still have to be in the afterlife with knowing the trauma of being shot in the head with a shotgun

Do you A.Pour the cereal into the bowl first then pour the milk over it? B.Pour milk into the bowl first, then pour the cereal into it? or C. Eat the entire box of cereal by the fistful , then shotgun a quart of milk mixed with a 16 fluid ounce can of Piña Colada flavor Bang™ energy drink then jump off the roof of your home onto a the roof of a passing vehicle and go wherever destiny takes you?

EDIT: This dude needs chapstick... AND Jesus

I'm sorry David Bowie, you are deceased. head towards the light;Otherwise you'll become a zombie and some random nut will headshot you.

There is also a "Chompette".

Here's a fact about the "Mobile Suit Gundam" franchise a lot of people might not know, Gundams are made from a special alloy that can only be refined in space called Gundanium.

indeed

Yo mama is so dumb, when a victim on Law & Order SVU was told they suffer blunt force traume to their rectum, she was all like "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"

So far, I've been awake for 23 hours.

Good. Good.... ~_~

In the game, yes, but in real life you are forbidden to die ever! This Tea Sovereign demands it!

>w< Thanks, I really like you too, mini-senpai~!.

Back in the late 90s I use consumptionjunction to peruse short pornographic clips in my early adolescence

It's so sad that you have forgotten the only rule. That rule being "DON'T DIE."

Honestly, I'm just glad I'm not being excluded.

I was completely unaware of this, however I would not be surprised if there were some Dark Souls fandom blends on adagio.com

Behold the horror.

Chef Boyardee? More like chafe boi-fartee! Am I right?

That's what made it funny and endearing.

Get well soon? No! Fucking get well now!

First vine is gone , then trump is president , the next thing you know will be getting raped in the ass by super massive space horses! It's a slippery slope.

Dude, it's just not the same. Cruel is the world!

Insectphiles with vore fetish will appreciate it

Back in the Heyday of my youth I used to draw a metric fuckton of fantasy swords on any given week. I haven't really drawn anything in years. But the other night I drew this, the Omnicide saber; a weapon so powerful that one swing of Blade could end all life across all realities. I like to get my fantasy swords backstory. The phrase in Latin to the left side of the sword Reeds and English as "Death to all and all to death."