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schmahxgn

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  1. Mmm mmm! Raccoon dumplinz!
  2. Holee shyt that escalated quickly.
  3. schmahxgn

    Hey!

    May be thin, but it's hella long....... like a knitting needle.
  4. You could be correct, sir. However, an intrepid soul does not waver in the face of daunting improbability when there is even the slight iota of possibility for innovation and progression in any particular craft or field,
  5. Draw Tsuyu Terada (Froppy) from "My Hero Academia" murdering a chimpanzee in retribution for "Frog Blowjob"
  6. I was, in actuality, thinking of layering from the internal core outward. Like, putting the more flexible metals at the center of the blade, then adding a layer of more tensile metal on the next layer, then applying heat and pressure.
  7. I feel obliged to say... That that is racist, even though it is not. I guess we are at an impasse.
  8. Many of Lewis Carroll's contemporaries believe that vorpal is an inversion of the words verbal and gospel. Ergo, the vorpal sword is the word of a deity or God incarnate.
  9. To paraphrase Chris Rock: if she looks 18 and she says she's 18 or 19, she's 12. #NoSexInTheChampagneRoom
  10. Damn son, do some chopped level f****** improvisation
  11. I was wondering, is it possible to forge a sword out of a sort of Damascus style configuration of tungsten, titanium, Crucible steel, military grade aluminum; then clay temperate and quench it in some sort of oil? Basically my main goal is to make my interpretation of a vorpal blade as in the Lewis Carroll nonsense poem,"The Jabberwocky". essentially I would like it to be flexible but also hard second only to Diamonds. and though tungsten has the highest tensile strength of any metal it is hard to forge do the fact that has extremely high melting point and not much space between his melting point and scorching Point temperature was if I were to incorporate aluminum steel and some titanium in there that might circumvent that problem. Are there any points or guidance y'all could give me?
  12. Word up!
  13. Fucking cut his guitar strings and shit in the guitar hole!
  14. I am green with envy.
  15. I like strawberry milk.
  16. YOU'VE CREATED A PARADOX!!!!! ***Falls into the abyss***
  17. 5 months before the filming, they artificially inseminate a woman then at the time of filming they start a premature birth through stimulation. by the way this is horribly exaggerated in poor taste joke I hope they don't actually do that ever
  18. DM me the link dude
  19. honestly, if you have that much trouble getting laid If you canhave such a desire to get laid and there's no way it's going to happen, either change your thought process or get chemically castrated periodically until you can find someone who might give you a shot.
  20. ***ahem*** ...NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!
  21. then can we just watch a movie on the couch under the covers together and just be in each other's embrace? Honestly I would prefer that
  22. I don't have a set recipe yet, basically it's cornmeal, cinnamon, brown sugar, Chipotle chili powder, ancho chili powder, cayenne powder, black pepper, a dash of vanilla extract, and a scant amount of granulated sugar.
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