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You know the best pumpkin flavored item is? God damn pumpkin pie!

Ooo, kinky

How about I let you force me to change myself in an unreasonable self-destructive Manner and then you just constantly plow me in the butt? I do believe that is an adequate compromise.

Nope.

Save the spider Bros; spare the arachasisters!

Have a most auspicious life commencement anniversary celebration, good sir!

Why not?

That stuff looks dope as fuuuuuuuuck~!

Nooooooooooooooo! Mildew will ruin it!

I'm dead.... Well it's about god damn time!

I need evidence....

I said "one of", also, I was unaware you had one. Heck I wouldn't know poof had one, had I not seen her body of work

As far as ladies with cocks go, you're one of my faves.

That's why you don't think about it.

The beauty of the situation is you don't want to do anything, but on this day, you do not have to.

When you go to the bathroom to take a dump, and you flush with the lid open, dookie particles fly everywhere and could take rest in your beard.

One of the best TS adult media talents in America.

Instead of coming up and doing sexy time for others, privately do sexy times for yourself. Have a me day is what I'm saying. Take time for self-love but not in the sleazy way. Draw yourself a bath have some wine. You some of those essential oils. Go out, and have a good meal. Reconnect with old friends. The sky is the limit

Fun fact: brunch is my own original fetish where you eat brunch Fair off your lover's hot naked body. Just your standard waffles, pancakes, fried egg, bacon, maybe eggs benedict, hash browns, and if they're busty enough, you can paizuri Mimosa glass between their ample breast and drink from it while motorboating them. Oh and don't forget the maple syrup!

Is the fact that like a vast majority of men with beards have fecal matter in them one of those things?

Pet play, feminization, cumplay, pegging, slime wave, irumatio, snowballing, cum cookies, paizuri, spanking, verbal sadism, futanari, food play, role-playing, cum cocktail, oviposition, light bondage, cosplay, creampie, bbw, ssbbw, bukkake, squirt bukkake, group sex, sissy training, et cetera. Edit: Also femdom, the idea of getting gangbanged by at least 7 hot trannies, and brunch.

That's one of my favorite quotes from the pilot episode of Mission Hill

A slice of this delicious Quiche Lorraine. Yum!