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André Toulon

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  1. *grits teeth* So if it were a man, what would you say no to. Paying the fee, showing up, adhering to the restrictions of your probation? Because no matter your neuroses or your hate for other dudes.....They will still lock that ass up.
  2. Well, the question has been asked......but i know the answer is going to activate my groan reflex
  3. I remember looking at some stuff in my feed with you and eldo and i wondered is she tall or is he short. And yes, I've played jackbox with you... You make a lot of noise lol
  4. I repeat the words "go home and be a family man" while the guile them plays about 100 times a day
  5. Well i meant everything about it. The taste, the addiction, the fact that people hold up lines and progress for a fucking cup. Watching people just casually drinking shit like its liquid crack but there is little stigma around it. I have a very personal disdain coffee.
  6. I dont see how people drink it period. Its awful
  7. Arms and legs are for chairs.
  8. So wait....Were the always on Tinder and you just now noticed because you looked, or did they just get Tinder recently after you shot him down.
  9. Well, that was kinda hard to read and I'll be honest, abort mission. I was on your team whole heartedly when I thought she may have been single and you just needed to grow a pair, but you've done that and any further pursuit will just start to come off a desperation and possibly worse. I understand the heart wants what it wants but this is reality and sometimes you just got to move along. I'll think more about this later and bump your old thread if you want. We have to sit through everyone else's trash, at least im invested in yours
  10. Wait who wanted it deleted
  11. Oh, to answer the op. Im just bored
  12. I mean, didn't she say she was engaged. You gotta let that go bruh
  13. Hm....i seem to remember you could exploit attacks on that by ducking really fast or something.
  14. Ok ya got me, the first one is better.....This one made me itch
  15. The triangles man, triangles everywhere. Don't be a sheep, realize all the time, everywhere, triangles
  16. I mean, I clean my bathroom regularly so the prospect of pee drops doesn't get to me. No way in fuck I'm peeing sitting down in public restrooms...I will clench my cheeks for 8 hours at the prospect of shitting in one. And I always point my dick up a bit ant urinals as not to cause much splash because that's other people pee down there.
  17. That was pretty disappointing. I'm not sure exactly what i was expecting, but more than this.
  18. Ah, finally....The illuminati talk has started among my FB friends. Stay woke
  19. Fiddles are fine....Imagine if this was your bitch. Mmmmhhhhhmmmm
  20. Basketball Americans
  21. We made home made pizzas today, and me....being the idiot that I am, used like 6 different cheeses on mine because "Daddy eats like a boss". I am now constipated.
  22. "Not sorry, Google"
  23. So many bad posts in this thread lmfao.... I just got wind of this, but I hear 9 other people died, including his daughter.....A sad event all around, but I like how if you didn't score over 60 points in an NBA game or had forced sex, there is no reason to talk about you.
  24. Fat chicks, wii and kfc it is then.
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