André Toulon

Wheat bread is cool....I prefer rye but wheat is ok too.

A single occupancy version of this restroom....But there will be a bowl so I can poo with ass cheeks on my head

....,..Sigh...Fine, Ghostie. Perhaps some of our females have better advice that would apply in your situation. I'm a "shoot your shot" kinda dude

Just wait until 8 and ask where he is and if he wants to come thru.....Youre a chick, not a dude. He'll fucking teleport over there

What if the gift is weed

nah

I'm telling

Yeah, most of the time those things aren't even closed all the way.....though I've never stolen one, I've definitely tp'd a bathroom or 2 because I was an idiot child that enjoyed mischief.......Still am.

This is good info....time to buy thoughtless gifts for random relatives.

So did every other black grandmother/matriarch figurehead. Other things I don't do. stare at retarded people Step on cracks point at graves talk while grown folks are talking (This still applies and probably will well into my 80s if there ar people older than me around) tell people my dreams before eating breakfast stand in front of microwaves Cut a baby's hair before their first words Make face lest my face get stuck that way I just realized I can do this all day.

Nabraniel kryptonite since 2009

Be careful.....I'm watching from behind this bush. If things go awry, i have some confetti and warm water to throw and buy you some time

The ff monster is a malboro...not Marlboro.

I can win ranked matches in SFV without being in the same room as the TV. I can play off sound alone against low tier opponents

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I let people grossly below my rank win in games because 1 loss or 2 isn't going to make a difference...... Unless they have mics and are dicks "Wow, how did you rank so high, you're trash" Ok, dick cheese....Prepare for this glow.

I did this yesterday...DIdn't know I liked this show.

Fired.

That must be a new thing....It's why I have always been able to replace them on my American made cars with little to no trouble. Had to take one off my 626 and it was mounted almost under the fucking motor...Like wtf.

Psh, alternators aren't that bad if you can find a place to repair it. I don't think I've ever had to totally get a new one. But not like I know what's wrong with yours

I always feel like there is a chunk of info Ieft out of these threads. Even if there was something delinquent before you left the other job I don't understand how this would be the first you're hearing about it.... But it could just be since I have several visits a year for sarcoid, I watch my billing like a hawk.

Incest or cold soup....Because one of those definitely isn't. I assumed cold soup is a thing among fam diddlers from another region.

We aren't doing this thing