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André Toulon

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  1. Modesty gets you no nowhere here....I've created this new chip on my shoulder and I'm trying really hard not to eat it.
  2. Yeah, y'all fucking shit up for dudes like me who relied on just being funny. Luckily y'all still ain't THAT funny
  3. At a boyscout Christmas party
  4. I don't know who Patrick Cloud is, But I get my fair share of Tony and Kev in and I've never seen this
  5. Meh, I get what I get and I don't give a shit.....
  6. I mean losing it just to lose it might lead to love....Pretty sure Sponges didn't exactly think he'd marry DrMtM....
  7. Don't feel bad, I thought everyone could too....I would do research but don't wanna ask dudes which hand they wack it with. I used to switch it up when I was younger so I didn't rub it raw on on side....I would even do over the top jerks to aviod roughing up the under carriage to much. I didn't like to use lotion or lube too often because it felt too good and I didn't wan..... I should have ended this post a while ago.
  8. He's a cartoon....Why doesn't Ash ever evolve his fucking pokemon...I dunno.
  9. Well, since this is hentai, I can't take it seriously...If this thread goes in the right direction, I may expand upon that.....But for the initial question, and coming from the outlook of an actual person. I have had to ignore ample ass and titties because the thing that controls them can be batshit fucking nutters. Granted, I don't think I would have even got roped into marrying it (unless out of spite...which then I get how this happened) but seriously, I take inventory of the women I allow close to me and honestly, the one that I would even consider LEGIT marrying is like completely off in the ass/titty ratio. She has a serious case of long tits, and noassatall.....But honestly, I love actually being around her......But the most buxom of these chicks just makes me angry to even consider spending time with unless I'm shitfaced and my copilot has taken over control.
  10. I remember this pic when looking through the album a long time ago....It was gone before I joined......Or soon after....It took me a few years to even know it existed.
  11. That's what Friday and Saturday was for....I'm going to smoke and eat all day today.
  12. FB told me too.
  13. This is so hard to watch
  14. Noting about this looks appealing.
  15. What man looks in the mirror and goes "yeah, totes Shemar Moore" Get him something that assists with gay sex because he is obviously having gay sex.
  16. Omg, that baller status when you walk in school with some mcdees. Feast on your mashed potatoes and single meatball, peasants....I must unwrap my cheese burger. Stare in envy as i eat my apple pie first because no one is here to stop me.....covet my quenched thirst as I sip my orange hi-c
  17. Soooooo...did you jump off the stage
  18. Lizzo is going the way of many stars early in her career. After the NBA twerk and the Twitter breakdown after it, she might be toast. I hope not because I like her but that attention whoring may have put her in a bad sitch
  19. *Lady on far right outside of fence: completely inappropriately dressed for the event and his actual S/O.....Will be roasted mercilessly by 3 black women for the duration of this event once they find out.
  20. RYu Hayabusa definitely talks. Most Links don't talk though.
  21. I dont remember many....but that one has always stuck with me for all the wrong reasons
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