That's your gimmick, not our fault it's dated.
But that meme of you existed before i joined the boards....If I were to assign you a gimmick, it would have been that weird hate boner you had for your dad.
If I could retrieve all of my boxes from the red/blue day on, I could show you some things....But I never collected the cards. My son has plenty though.
Thank god i'm not the only one this happens to.
Sometime I have 2 of them, and I wake up disappointed every time.....2 schlongs....OMG, one man should not be so lucky.
All this cyber fiction. I got caught in these girl's house in college in my boxers on their couch. She was my homegirl. She was fucking some other dude....I was just there watching TV with her roomie she set me up with and I was trying to hit but she was in the bathroom. Her bf walked in (my bad because I didn't lock the door after smoking, but I was going to go again so why would I) and he was like "Put some pants on so I can whoop your ass".
No one wants to actually fight a naked dude.....not even one in boxers....
I simply explained my presence and he realized I wasn't the droid he was looking for and we all got burnt.
I don't recommend internet dating. Truth be told, if someone he as resorted to that it means they have no personality and are out of options.
I would recommend building a constant dialogue with a waitress or gas station attendant you see often before some random chick on the internet
Tuttle and Hanor were both hanging in Babble when I showed up.....That's how I was even aware of her and that Hanor and I share a name.
Bur yeah, coulda been Burnsy.