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André Toulon

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  1. I still go outside so every night as usual with a ho bath in the morning
  2. André Toulon

    God

    I know that I wasn't, but I FEEL like I was owed a darker ending
  3. ......What do you think sexually active dudes do with abandoned bras?
  4. Started on this PPE Saturday and got another 20 gs of widow and maybe 7 gs of moonshine left....plus my homegirl is doing deliveries.
  5. Still have it...still haven't played it....in fact I think I've only played switch lately. Haven't played the PS4 since February I think. Just use it for streaming which is stupid because I have a smart TV with all the same services except vrv
  6. Baseball simulator 20??.....that was the shit
  7. Both sides of what? Anyway, it's 1.35 here and I was on half a tank and it still took a whole dub to fill the truck. I gotta get a lil street mobbing car soon, but the motivation to look for one and getting it tagged, registered and title transferred would just be a headache the way things are now
  8. I was never "African" but I was southern black. I worked in the heat, I played in the heat, I drank in the heat, I passed out in the heat. My body was built for it. Now it's like "today's high is 75 huh....Not today mother nature" *lowers thermostat*
  9. Oh shit, I have a couple of yetis that I never use. I got them when I lost my deepfreezer ...I guess I coulda froze some meat in those but fuck it now. The butcher is tapped and I'm not scared enough to buy Walmart meat.
  10. I love my mother and encourage her to come whenever she likes. But she is literally creating drama because she bored like Jerry. She takes the fun out of drinking and as I've said before, I'm a mean drunk so I don't even drink when she's around (unless I go out, but never just at the house where she can preach the whole time) I was in this house all night, tweaking on a Monster energy drink. I guess I crashed....hard. So I just got up and went to get some cookies and milk.....She walks up and goes "have you been drinking, you smell like alcohol".... Literally impossible....I haven't drank a day since she's been here. First because of the meds I was on after the wreck and as soon as that was over, I've mostly been right here. She's just trying to start shit....DFW better not cancel any flights before Sunday...Time for her to go back to MS.
  11. I wasn't trying to discourage you. By all means, secure that bag....we are all gonna need it. I was just wondering as shit seems to get worse if they might abruptly pull the plug.
  12. No...
  13. Eating is something different..I dated this chick that used to go hell yeah (not emphatic or anything....just like a dull "hell yeah") and it used to drive me nuts. Like to the point I would wait for her to get a few bites in and get it out of her system before I started eating so it wouldn't piss me off while I eat. I mean it didn't even have to be anything special.....like it could be the tortilla chips at a Mexican restaurant. And it's not like she was greedy or some shit....she just never could allow silence...needless to say, it didn't work out.
  14. I mean.... she's not talking to you....I don't see the problem. Certain people just do that. Hell, in self check out people "oh c'mon" or "what are you doing" the machines all the time. Yeah, it's weird to audibly talk to machines that don't respond to voice commands, but it's not even slightly uncommon.
  15. I liked him. He had an energy on stage that a lot of the comedians of his era all drove for but couldn't deliver on ....plus Bobby's World was the shit. 80/90s Howie is pretty boss. But I assume you mean the current Howie. I don't see him often enough. Though his face is very punchable.
  16. I scroll with the force
  17. And this doesn't sound the least bit su,....... Nevermind, going back to trolling. This is stupid
  18. This is the horseshit they are trying to sell me....1 fucking witness at a main intersection
  19. I will play the shit outta 3.... that's not only my favorite RE game but one of my favorite games ever. The uncertainty of if Nemesis is constantly on your ass was such a rush, and when he does show up you have to decide to fight or run. And he even just fucks with you....being completely out of reach but still there, lighting up you and zombies alike for the lulz. Now thinking about it.....Shit might totally stress me out now. I put my fist through a laptop keyboard a week ago because I had just replaced a fan and it kept ticking ....I may not have the sanity for this anymore.
  20. Still havent played them. They sit on my home screen....mocking me
  21. I want a job as a game tester. No experience needed
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