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André Toulon

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  1. Ah, the word was skeezy.....
  2. Doomer said something about going hog wild on some titties is he had the chance because he's a boob man a while ago and Gpail made it her business to call him a creep and possibly worse...I don't recall the whole convo....But it was way left.
  3. They were really wide...I mostly remember fat people in them. But yeah, I imagine that happened too.....
  4. I missed this....What wishes one....I mean we have a few but I don't think I posted any.
  5. You just made this even better
  6. Wait, is that a real thing....Because dude used to slap nads in the locker room and I had to exercise my angry black guy status to ensure no one tried to play with me.
  7. Thank god Gpail isn't here to go "hog wild" on you for saying this. LOL, references.
  8. Wheat bread is cool....I prefer rye but wheat is ok too.
  9. A single occupancy version of this restroom....But there will be a bowl so I can poo with ass cheeks on my head
  10. ....,..Sigh...Fine, Ghostie. Perhaps some of our females have better advice that would apply in your situation. I'm a "shoot your shot" kinda dude
  11. Just wait until 8 and ask where he is and if he wants to come thru.....Youre a chick, not a dude. He'll fucking teleport over there
  12. What if the gift is weed
  13. Yeah, most of the time those things aren't even closed all the way.....though I've never stolen one, I've definitely tp'd a bathroom or 2 because I was an idiot child that enjoyed mischief.......Still am.
  14. This is good info....time to buy thoughtless gifts for random relatives.
  15. So did every other black grandmother/matriarch figurehead. Other things I don't do. stare at retarded people Step on cracks point at graves talk while grown folks are talking (This still applies and probably will well into my 80s if there ar people older than me around) tell people my dreams before eating breakfast stand in front of microwaves Cut a baby's hair before their first words Make face lest my face get stuck that way I just realized I can do this all day.
  16. Nabraniel kryptonite since 2009
  17. Be careful.....I'm watching from behind this bush. If things go awry, i have some confetti and warm water to throw and buy you some time
  18. The ff monster is a malboro...not Marlboro.
  19. I can win ranked matches in SFV without being in the same room as the TV. I can play off sound alone against low tier opponents
  20. 📻⚡🛀
  21. I let people grossly below my rank win in games because 1 loss or 2 isn't going to make a difference...... Unless they have mics and are dicks "Wow, how did you rank so high, you're trash" Ok, dick cheese....Prepare for this glow.
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