[classic swim]

Watched this movie my whole life and don’t think I’ve ever noticed how well Tommy’s hitguy blends in almost directly after the Batts chapter.

Stairs aren’t a hangout spot fucking dumbass. They’re designed to walk up and down the foundation. Get your fatass up and chill in your own crib.

They go cross country sometimes! They might wanna get some gear just for the sake of it on the way out to the weed farm.

The news can’t shy away from any potential gang affiliation. That doesn’t help keep our city streets clean.

Dick’s Sporting Goods? Bass Pro Shop? We can negotiate!

The system works!!!!

You get an extra 20 million if you pull your pants down to stimulate his hook nose fucking your ass!

I’m a satirist!

They caught her hooha at the Wal-Mart!

Crapshot loved that.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

Good luck and safe shopping.

^ Imagine this dude crouched down at a Wal-Mart aisle picking up a lil tin can of hazelnut. You run up to put your butt in his face and go “oh yeah! You a BIG ASS BITCH!” Then you knee or kick him in the face and try to successfully run away. It’ll be viral online, so his baby mama leaves him. His own set will call him a pussy bitch and shoot him in the leg probably.

Teasing animals at the zoo is funny.

Well I get saying it on the interwebs but I thought TV always used “suicide” as the professional way of saying it. But this guy was like “ohh get some help before ya ___ urself!”

It’s this thread’s fault!

There’s this drug help hotline infomercial I’ve seen recently where the narrator outright says you might “k_ll yourself!” and it is funny how TV standards now operate on much less tact. But I like the 50s framing on this so:

Felt like I should’ve had Fan or VIP awhile ago but maybe it’s the IB + secluded postings.

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