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[classic swim]

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  1. Sorry to bring back bad feelings. I also haven’t slept since the comment.
  2. I drink and pass out for a couple or few hours, then I’ll stay up all night and sleep enough to where I can still go out into the sun later and repeat the cycle. If it’s a detox day then I’ll still sleep like shit. Your timeclock decides everything for you so I’ve learned to just deal with it.
  3. Sorry for cheesing you off with the entrapment, ghostrek. I trust your judgment always.
  4. Why does the Xbox Series X exist? Why did consumers even toss money at it? It’s a glorified version of a console you’ve already had for 10 years. Not even glorified. They just took an Xbox One and slapped some other fucking stupid name on it claiming to be new. 360 actually had a player model that made everyone want to boot up. Now you only get one playable, non-shitty game per decade. And they think you need a “new console” for that.
  5. ghostrek what would ya do if you were coerced into committing treason and inciting political violence?
  6. Mafia II - Xbox
  7. Dethklok was a successful brand within a brand that Lazzo was willing to dump out altogether because he was the only one that didn’t get it. The show having 30 minute episodes was just about the only thing you could roll your head at looking back. I still love Doomstar Requiem and I don’t know how hard it would’ve been to just say “no” if you were that opposed to begin with.
  8. The rabbit from Coonskin appeared to me in person from this train to remind me of my Toonzone ban.
  9. I stopped after the Stebe episode. I liked most of what I saw but just couldn’t commit to watching it anymore. Season 2 looks more exciting but I’m probably still never going to watch it.
  10. You shit in your hand and slather it all around your penis when fucking vaginally, then 9 months later the woman dies giving birth to a talking shit baby.
  11. If a woman was having a hard time giving birth, and instead of a C-section, they bring in ghostrek to grab the baby out by his teeth like a hunter dog. And then she blissfully lets him go back down there to gobble away at all the discharge and bio waste as both a reward and proper cleanup.
  12. Not if he’s having some type of seizure from you tormenting him with how his father forced him to suck cock in the shower.
  13. If this was a tag-team effort, just print out little masks of his parents and be like “booooo this is your mom and dadddd, we’re gonna molest you agaaiinnnnn”
  14. Imagine if there was a serial killer and rapist on the loose, who *really* doesn’t like being called a little boy! Through unspoken circumstances, you’re able to subdue him and keep him chained outside of an old mill. Instead of physically harming him, you walk up to him and sing “you are a little boy! You are a little boy! You are a little boyyyy-hoyyyyyyy!” Then he has a suffocating aneurysm from the trauma, and drops head first onto the gravel.
  15. Audibly laughed out loud two separate times to the reply.
  16. ghostrek, what would ya do if you had a lady shave her bush and let you place it above your upper lip as a rockin’ stache so that if any other woman kissed you, they would be kissing part of her coochie as the ultimate power move?
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