[classic swim]

Call me four fucking times when I’m trying to masturbate. Yeah. Thanks.

Only one store got super pissed at me. Most of the time they either go along with it or they don’t even know what’s going on.

I wish I never lost the remote years ago specifically for the volume because the unit’s always too damn loud when I wanna lay on the futon.

HBD!

“FORTY ONE?”

I’m fuckin crying yo

Eliminated Tao from the 7th episode of Dancing With The Kudasais.

Wants everyone to step away from the fucking bag.

Dude’s a living fungus and he’s like A’HYUCK h’yuck urban sprawl wearing hoodies? Well no wonder ya smell like some rotten ass eggs!

All the greats have been called “ugly” since forever, but I never saw it. Calling the shorts for Beavis & Butt-Head ugly made sense for ‘92. Not the rest of the decade, or the drawing tests Judge did before the series. South Park also. It’s purposely animated poorly but nothing’s particularly bad looking about construction paper. The earlier instances I’ve taken it as people substituting simplistic for meaning ugly. Stuff in the current I found more that there’s flat-out no sense of art direction anymore that isn’t generic at best. And it moves like shit always because Toonboom is all that can ever exist.

I wanted to fight with a guy on the phone but if someone sounds chill I’m just like “damnit, I can’t be mean to this guy...” I felt sorry for the American Dairy gal too.

Oh, she “runs the clippers” but she’s not there anymore and two places are gone? You’re just scared...

Ask her next time. Or give me the shop phone number and I’ll ask.

Can she smell the back of your ears?