[classic swim]

Oh my god. The bitch tells me to be expected on the 23rd and to hear more by the end of the week. How was I to know they would be starting orientation today? OOOH! I KNOW! If I got to interact with the actual fucking employers instead of a phone app representative since they’re too fucking lazy to go through the hiring process themselves. I’m so tired of this shit. And then they ignore my calls like they’re better than my time.

Was in the other room and just noticed it went fucking crazy opening itself repeatedly and had to unplug it. Sigh........ guess now I do have to pay to get it repaired. God fucking damn it.

Cisco Kid, was a friend of his.

Happy birthday!

I want to read the Reddit post again where the girlfriend says “lay down on the bed and lower your shorts” and starts spanking the guy while he’s crying.

Requests that Montreal law officials bring Frankie Froesty in for questioning.

The Goldfish Grandma scolded her underwater for putting baked beans in the goddamn chili.

I knew that much, and I guess it’s easy for me to be coy about it now except I thought the animated series was a horseshit idea since it was announced during the 1st season. A cartoon that doesn’t need to exist would be worth pennies in comparison, but the amount of money from said worthless cartoon could be spent on funny worthwhile show everyone wants. In some capacity.

Somehow this is more pointless than cancelling Ted (only funny show on) and swapping it with Ted, But Family Guy Now.

Sidebar about Bebop, there’s this new Samuel Jackson Adidas ad that plays 'Tank!' It was weird and didn’t make me want to buy shoes.

Called 911 to tell Chuck Norris jokes.

White women on TV that I wanna dick down. 1. Kate Snow in that silk clothing 2. Ray Romano’s wife from Everybody Loves Raymond 3. Two chicks doing a booty bump on a Family Feud episode I’ll never see again 4. Humana spokeslady who’s like 50

The AI was somehow too stupid to generate CJ and just made two Franklins instead.

Perseus gave me points for that just fyi, not holding it against him just be careful.

Ribeye and Colt 45.

I miss Kudasai.