[classic swim]

- Pursuit Farce. • 2009 “Uncle Kenny sent me on a stupid school-boy errand, but, then again, I did meet up with this girl - Ling Shan. She’s nice - apart from the crappy attitude. How come every girl I know is permanently premenstrual? Maybe it’s me? ...Nah. I’m way too cool. Anyway, got chased by the cops, but managed to shake them off.” - Huang Lee

Ling Shan: ...Oh, you're the rich prick from Hong Kong who lost the sword... Nice one. Huang Lee: And I thought Americans did not understand sarcasm. Nice hair cut!

Kenny Lee: A couple of my crew are observing a squad of undercover cops... who are spying on an exotic movie I am financing. Purely for artistic reasons, of course.

Huang Lee: How can I help? I'd love to go after the men who tried to kill me... and rip their tongues out with pliers... Kenny Lee: If you want to help me, nephew... please do as I say.

Wu 'Kenny' Lee: Huang, your father was a good man, but he's dead now, and that puts me in charge. I have to do what is best for the family, even if it goes against our traditions...

Huang: And you were going to give the sword away? But, it's been in our family for generations. Kenny: Don't give me that bullshit. Your father won the thing in a card game. As a gift to Hsin, it would have made me the Triad boss here in Liberty City.

Huang: I think the murderers took it... either that or your useless bodyguards. Kenny: Don't get snotty with me, you little brat. I had promised Yu Jian as a gift to our leader Hsin Jaoming.

“Just like your father. A playboy, not a worker.” - Wu 'Kenny' Lee

- Yu Jian. • 2009 “Liberty City’s lunatic society met me at the airport. At least, that’s how it seemed. Anyway, whoever they were, they stole my father’s stupid sword - and left me for dead. Uncle Kenny’s in deep shit because of this. I’d better get the damn thing back, or I’ll never hear the end of it.” - Huang Lee

Huang: What a place! Beaten up, shot and nearly drowned - within minutes of getting here. My father would've paid for this kind of fun...

Smart-ass Assassin: He's not moving. He's not breathing. He's got a bullet wound to the head. You know what, I'm gonna stake my reputation on this one. The kid is dead. Unsure Assassin: Aw, Shit! Then we are fucked.

Triad: Fuck! We're being jumped! It's a fucking ambush!

Huang Lee: Sometimes though, even the simplest of jobs don't work out quite the way you expect them to...

Huang: Uncle Wu 'Kenny' Lee, in that great American melting pot Liberty City. The last time I visited Liberty City, I caught crabs off a Swiss tourist.