[classic swim]

Roman: You are looking at a reformed man, Niko. Niko: Who? Where? Point him out, will you? Roman: I've come through the tunnel and seen the light. My gambling problem is under control. Niko: Really? I bet you ten dollars it isn't.

Niko: Minkov is dead, the country is safe. U.L. Paper: Not by a long shot, smartass. Nothing is safe, no one is safe.

- Wrong is Right. • 2008 Niko’s had the right eyes on him before even arriving into the country. To erase his rap sheet, keep his immigration status out of question, and track down who betrayed him in the war... Niko must do the bidding of the International Affairs Agency.

“FIB? Do I look homosexual? Do you think I care about the size of your johnson?” - United Liberty Paper contact

... • 2008 Roman was dealt a good hand after all. The Bellic cousins have acquired a luxury apartment in Algonquin to get away from Bohan.

Paid Disco 25 bucks to dunk a giant root beer float on top of someone’s head at a Mets game.

Performed a drive-by on the horsie ride outside the grocery store.

Dimitri: I nearly ran into your cousin the other day. My friends were hanging out with him. The party got busted up though before I got there. Niko: I wish you had been there. We could have had some fun. Dimitri: Not as much fun as I would have had with Roman, believe me.

Roman: I'll never marry Mallorie. I won't be able to sleep with another college girl. There is a knife hanging over me. A clock is ticking! Niko: How would you like to die? Roman: Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday... I don't fucking know! I'm scared, you cold bastard.

Roman: Thank you, cousin! You’ve saved my life. Niko: We should get out of here.

- Hostile Negotiation. • 2008 Niko Bellic arrives alone at the derelict warehouse with assault rifle in hand. Heroically wiping out all of Rascalov’s men who even thought about harming Roman. Dimitri always being absent from danger.

“No one fucks with my family!” - Niko Bellic

Niko: You will pay for what you’ve done!

Niko: I’m leaving here with Roman!

Niko: I got your message Dimitri, you piece of shit. You are a dead man. A dead man. Before you die I'm going to cut your face off. Then I'm going to hang it on my wall to remind me what a lying, cheating, treacherous scumbag looks like. Goodbye, friend.

Johnny: Somebody looking for a fat Slav with a bladder problem? Russian Kidnapper: So this is Roman Bellic? Not such a tough guy, eh? What is all this fuss about his cousin?

Roman: Lord, I am sorry for shitting myself, and for laughing at Brucie's balls.

Malc: Just so you know who you dealing with, Mr. Bellic. This is one screwed up dumb redneck motherfucker. Roman: Oh lord, please help me. Malc: Hey now listen, I do mean motherfucker in the most literal sense. Serious incest motherfucker. Fucking you up the ass with a barb wire dick would be a pleasure for this man.

- Roman’s Holiday. • 2008 Dimitri’s efforts to catch Niko prove to be more drastic. Johnny Klebitz delivers Roman Bellic to Dimitri’s men. Keeping Ashley out of harm’s way with her own debts to Rascalov.