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Viking Bikers from Hell episode of Miami Vice. They treated the bikers more like 'this week’s quirky hitmen/mercenaries' than a real biker gang. The big antagonist even lamely says “where’s my scooter” at the beginning of the episode. For a biker episode of the series they also didn’t even try to throw in some metal or rock for the OST. The shootout with the clubhouse at the end was still awesome.

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- Under The Gun. • 2009 “Had some fun with Ling: fooling around with guns, showing off my moves. Some local punks tried muscling in on Uncle Kenny’s turf, so we went to teach them a lesson. Things got serious... I’ll miss Ling.” - Huang Lee

Spanish Lord: Hey ladies, tell that gimp Kenny it's over. This is our town now. _____________ Ling Shan: Really, little boy? Your town.

Restaurant Employee: You're the protection? A bitch and a little punk. No wonder we're getting pissed on by every dog in town.

Ling Shan: I always keep weapons hidden in dumpsters all over the city for emergencies just like this.

Kenny Lee: Some fucking street punks are attacking one of my restaurants. ...Teach them the ignorance of their ways, Huang.

Huang: Ling? ... You're Kenny's master-at-arms? —————— Ling: I could teach you a thing or two... Huang: I bet you could, but I'm not that easy.

Kenny Lee: It's war, nephew. I need you to get some weapons training. And Huang - despite the horrors of your father's death, I am glad you're here.

Kenny: Being unable to present Hsin with the sword, as I'd promised... has forced me to step down as a potential heir for leader. Huang: I'm sorry, Uncle, but as soon as we get the sword back, you'll be able to reclaim your position. Meanwhile, my father remains dead.

Ling: Keep it in your pants, Huang - I doubt it's very impressive. I'll see you around.

Huang: So, I get nothing... before you go - can I ask you a question... were you an observer, or an actress in the "art house" movie?

Ling Shan: I better take Kenny's car back... and tell him personally what happened to his exotic movie shoot and team of hard men killers.

He took a girl bungee jumping on the first date, but only so she could watch him bungee jump.

- Pursuit Farce. • 2009 “Uncle Kenny sent me on a stupid school-boy errand, but, then again, I did meet up with this girl - Ling Shan. She’s nice - apart from the crappy attitude. How come every girl I know is permanently premenstrual? Maybe it’s me? ...Nah. I’m way too cool. Anyway, got chased by the cops, but managed to shake them off.” - Huang Lee

Ling Shan: ...Oh, you're the rich prick from Hong Kong who lost the sword... Nice one. Huang Lee: And I thought Americans did not understand sarcasm. Nice hair cut!