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[classic swim]

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    Got my hopes up the other day with a beanie baby of a crocodile.
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    When the damn kids down the street are mean to him, he insists that he’s no more Mr. Nice Guy... that he’s no more... Mr. Heeheeheeheeee
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    No longer allowed at Universal Studios for the big scene he caused at the E.T. ride.
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    His ex wife Mavis danced her saggy titties out the house window, he sang to his neighbors in his Kudasai Blue Magic voice going “she’s got to be the saddest Ho to seeeeeeeee”
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    I want to actually read Crime and Punishment for the fuck of it, will have to settle for a pdf online somewhere.
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    There’s a diet Mountain Dew and then there’s a zero Mountain Dew? I mean, what’s the difference?
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    Charlie Kirk taking the slug made Sam Hyde into such a pretentious mong overtime that incels finally stopped kissing ass after a decade and have told him to fuck off. Cool to see Tim winning.
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    ghostrek how much money would I have to pay for you to pull down Buddy’s pants and forcibly press his succulent hairy dog across your forehead?
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    Still fits his entire fist up Scoobdog’s ass after @scoobdog just took a big fucking shit
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    Got a job as a teacher and only speaks in the Fozzie Bear voice to entertain the kids, but when they’re mean he approaches them and goes “Wocka wocka would you like to go to the principal’s office?”
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    Twerks his naked ass to the beginning of Crazy Train during ladies night at the Cheetah Lounge.
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    Yessum
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    Roman, I should’ve never read your facking emails and stayed away
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    Fusion Spaghetti chili and Blue Moon.
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    Oh ghostrek, your sexually attractive choppie woppies were out in the open
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    I hoped you bringed lots of Kudasai
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    Has to take ghostrek in for his Hoonie shot the next day.
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    Cold pizza fucking hits.
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