[classic swim]

“We won, man. We won!” - Roman Bellic

Roman Bellic: You did it... Niko Bellic: Really? I don't know. What did I do?

Roman: ....Cousin.

Niko Bellic: The Commission - the old families - I know some of those guys. And they thought you were a fat fucking joke. Pegorino: Whatever.

Niko: What the fuck did she ever do to you?

Niko: You're not looking so good there, Jimmy. Pegorino: Screw you.

- Out of Commission. • 2008 James Pegorino showed his bloated carcass on Happiness Island. His pathetic excuse of a mafia family effectively wiped out by Niko Bellic in one go searching for Jimmy.

Jimmy: Shit, I wish I’d have hit you at the wedding!

Niko: Fuck you, Pegorino!

Is the casting director for the upcoming mutant deer slasher, hiring Mr. Hoonie to voice the deer.

Yusuf: Boom! Boom! Kapow, motherbitches! Luis: He's a heavily armed motherfucker.

Yusuf Amir: Do not fear, Yusuf's here. I found you, motherfucker!

Yusuf: Luis! What's happening? Luis: I can't talk, bro. Shit's really coming apart? Yusuf: What do you need? Let me help you out. Luis: There ain't nothing you can do, Yusuf. If this crazy Russian fuck manages to leave the country, it's over for me and Tone.

Always screams at the middle of the most quiet and intimate part of a movie in the theater.

... • 2008 Just as Bulgarin was fixing to take the heroin trade from the late Dimitri’s hands, Luis boldly destroys all their merchandise at the Firefly Funland. The next step was ending Bulgarin before he leaves Liberty City to meet with powerful friends.

Timur: Now Rascalov is dead, we have sole claim to the junk.

Luis: I'm serious, T. This is my last testament. Yo, send some money to my mom sometimes, and tell her I love her. Tony: Okay, Lou. Shit. You'll be fine. Shit. No one in this whole crazy town is crazy enough to take you down.

Niko: I wanted out, and you killed someone I cared about. It's over for you now, Jimmy.

Jimmy: You motherfucker! Don't think for a second that this was anyone's fault but your own. You coulda worked with me and everything woulda been gravy.

Niko: I'm sick of killing these lackeys, where is Pegorino?