[classic swim]

Laughed exactly like this at the Jeff Dunham show.

Banned from Planet Hollywood Resort for attacking Jeff Dunham on stage and strangling the Jeff Dunham puppets.

He’ll scream at very quiet parts of a public opera so everyone else in the audience turns to him.

In a joyous world before Covid-19 this wouldn’t be a thing for me because the company would not give any remote fucks over someone’s dad dying. The actual worker would have to break his leg or lose his finger or get cancer non covered for...

A prostitute barged into his hotel room while he was in the bed just so she could sniff and play with his tater tots.

Burgers, popcorn chicken + buffalo (wanted bit of rotisserie but oh well), champagne.

https://vimap.saamexe.com/map

Someone described playing open worlds after finishing them as dragging Hot Wheels against a play rug until you get bored. And yeah, pretty much that sometimes. SR2 was the best deterrent for that since every npc and surrounding was designed for chaos. Stilwater was never that crazy of a map, and several hours of co-op were fun over an entirely different reason. LA Noire’s freeroam mode wasn’t that important and still almost feels like millions were wasted at the same time.

“The entire WB animation catalog... but they die. And it’s deep lore. And this isn’t from Deviantart. And here’s a couple original characters that I won’t tell you who the fuck they’re even supposed to be.” Yep, it’s a continuous mystery why the single only company that could possibly answer for this didn’t accept the clearly cohesive pitch.

HBD

Walked up to a 42 year old at Shakey’s and said “you even got groupies on your dick!”