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[classic swim]

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    Tao’s lady hooker friend in his house goes “oooooooh Tao baby ya wanna watch me shake my ass?” and Tao goes “Oop, you better shut the frick up right now”
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    Kudasai wakes up to find Scoob twerking his cake on top of Kudasai’s Nissan truck in the driveway.
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    The worst day of his life occurred yesterday when ghostrek snuck up behind him and rubbed his face against his brawny bare naked back.
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    The talking Goldfish Grandma underwater started screaming at him since he didn’t tell her that those underwater tenderloin baskets were $9.56.
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    The oldest Golden Girl is meant to be the funniest but she’s kind of like a human puppet. I want to imagine someone giving her amphetamines on set and she starts freaking out and scaring the cast.
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    Opened up his bathroom to see a donkey in his bathtub going rheahyeaheayehhhaa!!
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    The talking Goldfish Grandma underwater got pissed at him for eating her box of Underwater Cheez It’s. Said he only had half and she yelled “BIG FUCKIN DEAL” and continued smoking her Underwater Goldfish cigarettes.
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    Tao & Kudasai if they lived with each other.
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    Can this fucking guy just back up when he does his show? His voice sounds like he always keeps his ballsack across his upper lip and he has to keep his face a centimeter from the camera.
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    Fought the Pillsbury Doughboy mascot when Grands had their own food truck for the festival.
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    Steakhouse whopper. Nothing about it screamed steakhouse. Nothing about it even screamed barbecue. Burger with onion rings, nasty mushrooms and a BK specialty ...an obsessive fucking amount of mayonnaise. Time for champagne.
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    Happy Birthday Seight!!!
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    Folded his pizza in the shape of the morning newspaper so his wife wouldn’t yell at him for getting into the groceries.
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    What if you went the work day not wearing pants or undies, and you were shaking it around inviting me to it?
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    What if I wanna follow you to the filing cabinet and stick my dick in your ass?
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