[classic swim]

Let him sneak into your house and tickle your balls in the kitchen

Is REALLY pushing that ghostrek’s a bald headed motherfucker who trickes bitches out at Chuck E. Cheese

Feels like this when he has to babysit the hoonies.

Dihaahauuuruschrislamovie!

40 minutes can feel like 3 hours when hungover. The time could be spent writing or reading a book, but I just stare into the ceiling and get frustrated with the awareness and pause.

He needs a GANGSTA BOOTAY with his gangsta bitch

Was there when Tao tickled his balls and was like “ok, you’re really gonna be this sexually fucking attractive for the audience?”

You were there when Benji said bumbaclot pussyhole gal with a tophat and monocle.

Picked up a dead armadillo and tossed it at a policeman’s face.

No doubt.

One thing this show and China, IL also have in common is that they’re both fucking horrible to look at.

Eating chicken fingers in a hot tub in Aspen.

... • 2008 Niko was given a grace period to sulk in the storm before his remaining family and friends got him to continue on. Roman reveals Mallorie’s pregnant, but was unaware that the child’s a boy. Liberty City’s soon going to have two Niko Bellics.

Roman: Niko, don't blame yourself. Niko: There's no one else to blame, Roman. It's my fault, because I refused to do that deal for Pegorino. It's my fault because I got close to her. I shouldn't get close to anyone. Roman: You should, Niko. Stay close to Mallorie and me. We're your family.

“So, this is what the dream feels like, this is the victory we longed for.” - Niko Bellic

... • 2008 Kenny Petrovic returns to the US knowing Dimitri and Bulgarin are out of the equation. The Russian Mob’s more respectable under Petrovic’s power as most of the heat went down on Rascalov.