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Hooters lady challenged him to a hot dog eating contest at Hooters!

Hoping these words won’t be eaten and thoroughly digested.

Finally watched the first episode after all this time. Good episode. The screening audience that said it wasn’t like Bebop must’ve been paid or coerced, I basically watched an episode of Bebop.

I wanted Wendy’s, but you can count on Wendy’s always being fucking useless and finding one reason or another to never serve in this area. So, *reluctantly* Subway.

An undercover lady cop tried tricking him into going in the motel room with her, so he tossed a bag of Kudasai’s Tater Tots straight to her face.

It should be Saturday already.

HBD

(Gets on my knees, and makes vivid eye contact toward my superior) Beautiful master, I am so very sorry for what I have done. I apologize dreadfully for disobeying my queen, my owner of this current life & beyond, my temple of royalty, and the very person who has the only say among everything I do. I will only respect and obey and follow all instructions from now on, my master. I know any form of discipline I receive shall not be a matter of my own choice, but to feel the wrath of such a beautiful and wise deity who will have me at the sheer mercy of horrible and well-deserved pain. To teach me to be in line, always; I shall obey, beautiful master.

He goes to Kudasai’s house with boxes of Papa John’s pizza + 2 liter Pepsi and says “cowabunga, dude!”

Bar food!

Kitty has new home with the neighbors.

I was heading into the corner store and suddenly there was bright ass headlights behind me when there shouldn’t have been. So I yelled out “douchebag” and didn’t realize until after the fact that I just called the sheriff a douchebag.

Was the other brother that couldn’t deny.

She tackled the judge before he could make it to the podium. No real reason in particular.

Picked up a dog and named it Kudasai Dog.