[classic swim]

ghostrek she wants ya squishy squappin now

How many fucking times is Marlon Wayans going to say he doesn’t care if Scary Movie 6 offends people?

I do like those Buffalo chicken wraps.

SHAQ

There’s this narcissistic Carvana ad with shack and this little brunette lady which makes me wonder how turned on sexually she’d be with the teammates he’d dump a bucket of fecal shit on.

Nope!

Getting mad at someone else for cheating is performative bitch made shit. Your boy’s fucking behind Amber’s back that’s between him and Amber you’re not a quarterback leave the Applebee’s.

Turned into a talking beefy mule deer voiced by Patrick Warburton and called the grandma (who was a goldfish) an old asshole and started screaming at the goldfish grandma.

Was delighted to have unjammed 360 tray with library card, only for the thing to get jammed all over again. Only *now* can I open it on the side, so that’s something. Just don’t want the shit to give out with LA Noire disc 2 or 3 in there.

Anyway good April Fools plot planning.

“Noop, too late, already homeless.” - Some animator in Burbank, probably

Tao’s daily morning routine.

ghostrek has it saved on his phone if you want to see it again!

My brain for some reason wanted me to remember the Eddie Murphy SNL sketch with Buckwheat getting shot.

Doesn’t want people to know he turns into Ned Flanders when he tells people to go fuck themselves.

“Ooh I’m so quirky and counterproductive. Just glossy over where I do as I’m told and waterboard a Turkic guy for the feds.” Option A was so satisfying this playthrough. Fucking Buzzfeed tier wuss shock value.