[classic swim]

I just wanna get a feel on Gemini’s big beefy naked fucking ass. Want to see his big hairy ringworm ass cheeks flop around in repetition with dat lil ol turtle weewee.

Real life inspiration behind Irwin.

Likes to make antique YouTube remixes out of Kudasai cutting food in front of his wife.

Not even a trailer in the slightest. Imagine if Cleveland Show had a “trailer” and it was 45 seconds of Peter going ehehehehehehe. Lazy irreverent bullshit.

Left KFC in a rage because he’s Peter Griffin and the Colonel wasn’t working in Kentucky today.

Complained about gnats in his food when he fought in the Bay of Pigs.

Yes, you do not.

You sure as shit have never said out loud “oh yeah.. COLD pizza” so yes...

Spent 15 bucks on non-workable ear buds. I knew from experience Lighting = piece of fucking shit that doesn’t work... I just gave it the benefit of the doubt since wired ear buds are an endangered species. My phone randomly stopped supporting the “hands free” ones that aren’t even damaged.

“Do you have any delivery instructions?” ”Yeah just drive over here.” I know I’m an ass just fucking come on, you’re not even in the same goddamn state as me and I want food.

Suffered a blow to his childhood when Robert Loggia said to Sal Vitro “How about I fuck off all over your stupid fucking face”

ghostrek she wants to play with your chonnie ponnies

Twerks his naked ass to the beginning of this song

Quarter into the 21st century and Pizza Hut doesn’t have fucking card scanners for their non uber doordash fucking drivers.

Sorry for your loss, ghostrek.