[classic swim]

Gracie: You're the guy who called about the car, the one with the sexy accent? Niko: You mind if I take a test drive? Gracie: You can test drive whatever you want. I love riding in cars with you European types.

- I’ll Take Her. • 2008 Packie: Gerry wants us to kidnap Old Man Ancelotti's daughter. Some fake-tanned, dye-haired, guido loving slut by the name of Grace.

Gerald: Poor bastard. He believed in something once. That's a hell of a lot better than me, I guess. Give Packie a call. He’ll explain what I need guidance with the most...

... • 2008 Gerry McReary was hauled down to the Alderney State Correctional Facility during Francis’ assassination. Racketeering charges. It was said Derrick’s ratting brought him there, although that hasn’t been proven. Gerald kept Derrick away from him and family affairs for that very reason in the first place.

- This Ain't Checkers. • 2008 Luis Lopez wins a Liberty City triathlon against Mori Kibbutz; Effectively settling Tony’s individual debt with Mori once and for all.

- ...Blog This! • 2008 Luis & Gay Tony get back at the Celebinator for bashing them and their clubs on his viral website.

- High Dive. • 2008 Luis chases Ahmed up the Rotterdam Tower for ratting on Yusuf.

Burbank pop culture websites are out here to tell you that Bill Dauterive in drag is as emotionally triggering as the movie Precious.

Tony: You had anything to do with a little boating accident that went down and is all over the news? Freedom fighters trying to stop people smuggling in Asia. Luis: Shit... I heard... Tony: I’m shitting with you. They were arms smugglers hitched to some of the worst governments in West Africa. You fucking idiot, Luis. Don’t turn into a freedom fighter.

- Sexy Time. • 2008 Luis Lopez acquired a Buzzard and sank a terror cell yacht with the chopper’s built-in missiles. With Luis’ help, Yusuf Amir gifts the Buzzard to his father Abdul.

“Beat that, daddy-o.” - Yusuf Amir

... • 2008 Yusuf Amir. Big time real estate developer who dodged a bullet by avoiding Playboy X. For Luis, a huge step up from the usual dickbags. Rather than debt burden, Yusuf wants to franchise Tony’s clubs, and only sees earnest mercenary potential in Luis.

Mori: Well, I own Tony. Ergo, I own your ass as well. Get used to it. Luis: Hey, no one owns me, bro. Mori: Ooh, I beg to differ.

- Kibbutz Number One. • 2008 Luis & Mori fight with some antsy drug dealers in Bohan as a first step into clearing Tony’s debt with the Israeli fitness guru.

Mori: Hey, how many guys got the juice to get into some Foreign Legion shit when they're 18? You were probably still sucking on your momma's titty at that age. Luis: I was doing time, bro. And leave my momma out of it.

Mori: Wow, it's incredible - he looks like a man, but he talks like a pussy!