[classic swim]

Tony: Those diamonds, I heard they're being sold soon. At the Libertonian, of all places. I thought we could go down there, put in a lot ball bid and take them for ourselves, huh?

Ray: Okay. Okay, you have my word. In the meantime, head over to the Libertonian. There you're going to meet that guy named Johnny, and the two of you are gonna exchange the diamonds with a guy named Isaac.

“NO! I keep doing these favors for you and you pay shit. I need this from you. A guarantee that you will find this man. I know he's in the city. So either you give me your word or go fuck yourself, I'm sick of this shit!“ - Niko Bellic

Ray Boccino: I said I got connections, I'll see what I can do. Niko Bellic: "I'll see what I can do" is not good enough. I want your word that you will find him.

Tony: And where the fuck is Gracie? Huh? She's supposed to meet me here.. fuck her, man...

Angus: Johnny? What’s this I hear about you getting caught up with the mafia? Johnny: Yeah, well, Ash... Angus: The same Ash you ain’t seeing no more? The same Ashley Butler who’s too tweaked to know what’s good for her?

Niko: I wanted to know what it was like to be kidnapped. Were you an asshole to the people who took you or did you behave yourself? Roman: I did everything they said except for give you up, cousin. I was scared shitless. Niko: That's what I thought. I've had to kidnap this girl and she's a fucking nightmare.

Little Jacob: Whappen rasta? Yo, you wanna go down to the strip club, Mr. Mention? Niko: No can do, Jacob. I've got a girl with me and I don't think it would be appropriate.

Gracie: You're fucking with the wrong girl, asshole. I'm Gracie Ancelotti and I- *pop* Niko: Shut up!

Gracie: I'll scratch your fucking eyes out. Niko: Scratch my fuckin’ balls, bitch!

Gracie: You're the guy who called about the car, the one with the sexy accent? Niko: You mind if I take a test drive? Gracie: You can test drive whatever you want. I love riding in cars with you European types.

- I’ll Take Her. • 2008 Packie: Gerry wants us to kidnap Old Man Ancelotti's daughter. Some fake-tanned, dye-haired, guido loving slut by the name of Grace.

Gerald: Poor bastard. He believed in something once. That's a hell of a lot better than me, I guess. Give Packie a call. He’ll explain what I need guidance with the most...

... • 2008 Gerry McReary was hauled down to the Alderney State Correctional Facility during Francis’ assassination. Racketeering charges. It was said Derrick’s ratting brought him there, although that hasn’t been proven. Gerald kept Derrick away from him and family affairs for that very reason in the first place.

- This Ain't Checkers. • 2008 Luis Lopez wins a Liberty City triathlon against Mori Kibbutz; Effectively settling Tony’s individual debt with Mori once and for all.

- ...Blog This! • 2008 Luis & Gay Tony get back at the Celebinator for bashing them and their clubs on his viral website.

- High Dive. • 2008 Luis chases Ahmed up the Rotterdam Tower for ratting on Yusuf.

Burbank pop culture websites are out here to tell you that Bill Dauterive in drag is as emotionally triggering as the movie Precious.

Tony: You had anything to do with a little boating accident that went down and is all over the news? Freedom fighters trying to stop people smuggling in Asia. Luis: Shit... I heard... Tony: I’m shitting with you. They were arms smugglers hitched to some of the worst governments in West Africa. You fucking idiot, Luis. Don’t turn into a freedom fighter.

- Sexy Time. • 2008 Luis Lopez acquired a Buzzard and sank a terror cell yacht with the chopper’s built-in missiles. With Luis’ help, Yusuf Amir gifts the Buzzard to his father Abdul.