[classic swim]

Kudasai to ghostrek:

Goes to sleep every night wishing he could be one of the little Army Men.

Red Dead doesn’t need a film or series. Part of the first Redemption’s charm was emulating literal hundreds of films that have existed since the 60s. And if Rockstar ever caves in, they can do much better than Jack Black or no-name Walking Dead asshole guy...

From across the street watched Kudasai shake his naked ass from his house window, with ghostrek climbing up a ladder to smack those Kudasai buns a little bit.

When his girlfriend pours Pepsi on his pp he screams like Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell when Black Sabbath goes AIHYIAHIAHIAYEEEE

Things I love to hear blaring on the television while I’m in the bathroom... ”Are you dealing with vaginal odor? It’s important to give your vagina the attention that it needs.”

A case of Sam turns into 9 beers (can’t even feel an inch of a buzz by) because my new supervisor already thinks I’m a fucking scumbag, and historically every time I gave a shit about cleaning myself up got trampled by their shitty and insufferable attitude. I’ll still brush my teeth but by all means, finger pussy real good before you pick up the pen.

Your penis

They corrupt your save files.

ghostrek she wants to sniff your BWAHAHAHHAHHHHH MADDERFACKERS

Likes to piss off gophers and moles by pouring Dr. Pepper into those holes in the ground.

It’s good to have a job again finally but I don’t know about this nerve pain. Spend all day picking up heavy shit with no trouble but then I’m off work and it hurts my finger pressing an elevator button. Sort of where I’m at.

I’m a man, so shaving my armpits is as humiliating as getting a vasectomy. It would feel so satisfying buzzing that shit off. But no. Sasquatch under my arms and shooting off a big tadpole.

He was at the Pictionary night when ghostrek stuck his finger in his butt to make him scream like James Brown.