[classic swim]

Lent me his RC plane so I could help ghostrek fight off Berkley.

Takes a golf cart along highway traffic.

Oh.

Thank you MD.

Nope, I’m pretty sure the first sentence is a violation of human decency.

Have the courtesy to leave a fucking note on the door. Bare minimum of being a lazy inconsiderate cocksucker that’s unhelpful to society.

Nails suck. I’d believe they grow even in death because they’re that much vain.

Fiona Apple wanted to strike him at the Compton City Hall because he said WAKA WAKA just like Fozzie Bear.

Put in an anonymous tip about a Totino’s pizza rolls hijacking.

Played dead and made me all sentimental before hitting me in the head with a mallet.

Does the woody woodpecker laugh to the dude at the oil change place.

Watches the circus bears every Oktoberfest.

The trees are gathering around him for a hug.

So you only cling to fairy tales because one-too-many times, people on the computer called you a ditz. Not knowing things make head go owie! So you pick up Don Cornelius 11:28-30 because it’s the spiteful bullshit artist act it’s always been. They’re wanting the Gervais cross photoshoot to be counterculture again in the distant future so I’m breaking my New Years resolution once. Non-believer outburst over.

Brought up Hockey Chicken to the Salvation Army.

Taught kindergarten and refused to share his coke soda with the babies even though the babies held him in high regard.

Their GTA sketch is so dated I love it. They had a quip about celebs showing up for any PS2 title like those Tony Hawk games. “We had Mario and Donkey Kong... but now vidyagames KILLLLL!”

Brought the Judas chair into the local BBQ joint.

Fell asleep was transported into a 1940s short of Daffy & Porky the Pig.

February 19, 2005... Named after a dish from LA’s Kung Pao Bistro; Robot Chicken premieres in between Family Guy repeats as a sandwich block. [as] weighing in on MacFarlane & Green’s involvement as they await FG back from cancellation. Instant viewer success! There was also that time Standards disapproved a monkey defecating, and so [as] dedicated 1 premiere night to exactly that!

Was asked to leave Denny’s because he called Tammy a fricken choofus.