[classic swim]

Indeed you do, now get down there.

I went on 2 hours of sleep as I wanted to get up early and prank call the Sam Roberts show. Guy who forwards the calls said I had nothing to say... I asked what’s today’s topic! How does a radio show not have at least one topic to fall under? Screamed as loud as I could into the guy’s ear since I wanted to scare Sam like that anyway. He wasn’t even phased.

Mikhail Faustin was hilarious for his one breakout scene and that’s it. His whole purpose was to be an omen and look slightly less evil compared to Dimitri. He didn’t care about Niko and he ruined his own family so I was never too attached.

Easy way, or the hard way.

Every motherfucker who owns a dog just looked outside and said “it’s not too late. Let’s make this a pup-shitter wonderland!”

A’HYUCK H’YUCK SHOW ME THE OVERGROWN AND POORLY MANAGED WOODED AREAS

Give me fifty million dollars and my living room will stay looking like this.

Ziggzagged across Flint County and Fierro until I found myself at Tierra Robada.

I don’t like when he learns about threads that have substance or merit. He posted ai in the song thread and I couldn’t even find solace with the fact he’s a dwarf.

Just answer the question, you stupid fucking dick.

The only knick-knack I own from the show is the Brock bobblehead, was digging for it in my photos and found this.

That’s new... Something I upload is barred from multiple territories for using 7 seconds of a Candi Staton song (you don’t know who Candi Staton is in 2025), but they give patreon-like features to other YouTube videos; let alone, ones where a guy just watches a clip of Homer getting a vasectomy and says “yo, that’s crazy.”

“Polar-vortex” is just the mainstream media wanting to put more seats n keesters!

Wah fucking wah.

Is it something in their contract that prevents this and Futurama from having even a few episodes available online without login? I guess it makes sense that American Dad gets a handful of free eps alongside the Cable-only ones... but TBS isn’t the main owner, right? And if the episodes on the site are in constant expire mode anyway, then what’s the point in locking them all? I know it wasn’t always like this. The [as] site used to be the best place to go for FG clips in olden web times.

Friday I went to the bar and got ribeye, Saturday was popcorn chicken and wings, and now just spaghetti for the hundredth time. I bought those Cheesehead snacks at the store and they’re pretty great as appetizers for everything. Dipped some in the marinara sauce.