[classic swim]

McDonald’s lady: Excuse me, sir! Would you like to round up to the Ronald McDonald house? Tao: Suck my d-ddd-dddd-dd-ddd-DICK, bitch!

Called Tao an ass fuck anonymously and then wiggled his juicy bald head and face all over Tao’s info.

Offered to trim all the hairs off his butt and paste them on ghostrek’s face so ghostrek could look like Abe Lincoln.

He & Kudasai ran a survey to see who’s the Prince of briskets and honey buns.

Was there when Scoob was at his desk and ghostrek wiggled his bald head and face all over Scoob’s clientele information.

Makes angry bull noises when his aunt tries to make him drink Pepsi.

Got a mountain goat to attack ghostrek in the Cascades.

He left ghostrek on a barge and didn’t come back for him until 4 days later.

Requests Papa John’s to remove that one slice so the pizza already looks like Pac-Man when it arrives.

Tao also allows Scoob to dance on top of his kitchen countertops.

ghostrek you should tackle Benji to the ground and forcibly play with his poppy tonn’s.

Dexter’s burrito. He’s a block on the ground he don’t need that shit.

Lucked out at the store. Steak and a few wine jugs for 15 bucks.

Imagine you stare at the femboy’s butt for too long and you cream through your blue jeans standing in line at the Shake Shack... “Excuse me sweetie, I believe I got a drip of the cherry blossom on myself, could you lick it off for me and stick a dildo in my ass?”

The worst thing you can do to yourself when you’ve had beers is buy chips and beef jerky at the corner store. That shits worse than potentially puking my fucking brains out. Not real food and they charge up the roof for bullshit.

Tao’s theme song.

He’s the Duke of New York, A-Number One.

Oh I’m fingering my pussy lips so fucking hard right now!

Called and Autozone and yelled “suck my d-ddd-dick!” and hung up.