[classic swim]

Chicken (bout fucking time) and cheeseburger with champagne.

In hindsight it would’ve been better for Saints Row 1 to have story mode DLC instead of Saints Row 2, but it was so early into that generation it couldn’t properly exist then. Saints Row 2 was the best for like a trillion reasons except their DLC don’t counter into that conversation at all since they suck.

- Natural Burn Killer. • 2009 "Uncle Kenny had trouble from some store owners who pay him protection. I had to make an example of one of their stores. Harsh? Maybe, but the store's bound to have regular insurance, so now the owner can clean up too. Who'd have thought it? I'm actually a public benefactor, when all along I thought I was just a hired thug." - Huang Lee

Kenny Lee: It's for the greater good that they realize bad things... like explosive fires accidental deaths and such like, happen to those without my protection.

Bar food!

...Then why doesn’t it have an actual release date by now? Lol.

When he wants to shoot his shot with a girl, he blares an airhorn directly at the back of a lady’s head and knows she’s the one if she laughs at it.

Convinced ghostrek that people have to slap bald heads as well as pinch them on St. Patrick’s Day.

Fired for dropping firecrackers into the work toilets.

A donkey was born without a tail, so he pinned a tail on a live donkey and it turned around and went “rheahyeyeahyea thank you Tao!”

He likes to dump a scoop of ice cream on top of a bald man’s head at a restaurant and then have someone eat it off.

Was there when Kudasai raided the panties.

Eats his animal crackers in the order of which animal would be most likely to kill him in the wild.

It’s my Buddy impression for when he’s absorbing ghostrek info.

LOL... if only I had the energy to challenge this with some level of exordium.