[classic swim]

Johnny: Somebody looking for a fat Slav with a bladder problem? Russian Kidnapper: So this is Roman Bellic? Not such a tough guy, eh? What is all this fuss about his cousin?

Roman: Lord, I am sorry for shitting myself, and for laughing at Brucie's balls.

Malc: Just so you know who you dealing with, Mr. Bellic. This is one screwed up dumb redneck motherfucker. Roman: Oh lord, please help me. Malc: Hey now listen, I do mean motherfucker in the most literal sense. Serious incest motherfucker. Fucking you up the ass with a barb wire dick would be a pleasure for this man.

- Roman’s Holiday. • 2008 Dimitri’s efforts to catch Niko prove to be more drastic. Johnny Klebitz delivers Roman Bellic to Dimitri’s men. Keeping Ashley out of harm’s way with her own debts to Rascalov.

Johnny: She's a friend and she's in trouble. I believe in looking out for people you've been close to. You and your boys might ride, but you don't know nothing about brotherhood. Malc: Shit. I know about brothers, but I know about bitches as well. And this here job - smells like a BITCH to me. It got bitch-stink all over it, son.

“The name of the man we want is Roman Bellic.” - Russian Kidnapper

Johnny: Well, I'm not in the kidnapping business, dude. Russian Kidnapper: And I'm not in the dude business, dude.

Russian Kidnapper: Your woman here owes Dimitri Rascalov a lot of money.

Tony Prince: This is your house, Gracie? And that’s your car? Oh my god, you need to move to the city. Gracie Ancelotti: What's wrong with the car? I'm trying to sell it anyways. Fucking cops took my license and I was not DUI!

Mallorie: Elizabeta's doing a bid. I think she might have killed Manny. Niko: Really? Mallorie: Good thing you haven't been hanging around with them too much. That shit is fucked up. I'm sorry for getting you involved.

- Shifting Weight. • 2008 Johnny, Malc, and DeSean fight an army of police from South Bohan all across Algonquin.

- Undress to Kill. • 2008 Niko Bellic reclaims the Triangle Club from the Trunchez brothers for Dwayne. This was a selfless act for Niko. A hit done only to help a friend out of depression.

- Marta Full of Grace. • 2008 Johnny Klebitz picks up Elizabeta’s drug mule from Francis International Airport. Some strong FIB presence.

“I came up from a rough background. Man tried to turn me out, when I was fourteen years old. I fed him his balls!” - Elizabeta Torres

- Practice Swing. • 2008 Things don’t turn out so well at the Golden Pier golf club. Luis & Tony assist Rocco Pelosi on getting info out of Messina Crime Family Union official.

Tony: Alright. Who's the girl? Luis: There wasn't a girl, man. Tony: There's always a girl.

- Ruff Rider. • 2008 Dwayne Forge once had all of Holland and Bohan under his thumb in ‘94. He lost everything on the inside. The world he knew before no longer exists. Playboy pays Niko to watch after his old mentor in the drug game.

- Heavy Toll. • 2008 Johnny & Malc hit up an AOD coke convoy on the East Borough Bridge.

Johnny: There's a recession going on. And in this troubling economic climate, you gotta make compromises. Malc here is my compromise. Malc: Yo fuck you clown! You can compromise these nuts!

- Clocking Off. • 2008 Luis oversees a drug shipment haul in Bohan with Armando & Henrique, and stops a rival gang from attempting to steal the product.