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[classic swim]

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  1. - The Wheelman. • 2009 "I collected a bunch of cars for the big boss’ son, Chan Jaoming. Hopefully, the boss will take it easier on Uncle Kenny now, and maybe Kenny will get off my back too. He might be under a lot of stress, but he gives it out easy enough too." - Huang Lee
  2. Kenny: I'm sorry, Huang. Sorry I can't offer you better! Sorry I'm not the big boss! Sorry no one is here with a silver spoon ready to shove it up your pampered ass. Your father, rest his soul, ruined you!
  3. Kenny: I could never lower myself to be his lackey. Maybe you could. Huang: I'm honored you think highly of me, kind Uncle.
  4. - Payback. • 2009 ”Ling’s death kind of hit me harder than my dad’s - understandable - I didn’t want to fuck my dad. Anyway, Uncle Kenny got my head together and I got payback on the gang that hit his turf... and Ling. I hope she sleeps easy now. Which is more than I can say for me - I’ve gotta get laid.” - Huang Lee
  5. Spanish Lord: Hey, Triad! What you doing here?
  6. Huang: How can you be so cold? Ling was a nice person. Kenny: Boo fucking hoo. Stop acting like a child. People die every day. It's the nature of this life we've chosen.
  7. Grand Theft Auto (1977). 10/10 Fuck, never judge something just because it’s a Ron Howard production. Ridiculously funny and everything I’d want in a GTA movie. It’s so rare lately to find a film where all the characters are endearing enough to carry a story.
  8. Viking Bikers from Hell episode of Miami Vice. They treated the bikers more like 'this week’s quirky hitmen/mercenaries' than a real biker gang. The big antagonist even lamely says “where’s my scooter” at the beginning of the episode. For a biker episode of the series they also didn’t even try to throw in some metal or rock for the OST. The shootout with the clubhouse at the end was still awesome.
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  10. - Under The Gun. • 2009 “Had some fun with Ling: fooling around with guns, showing off my moves. Some local punks tried muscling in on Uncle Kenny’s turf, so we went to teach them a lesson. Things got serious... I’ll miss Ling.” - Huang Lee
  11. Spanish Lord: Hey ladies, tell that gimp Kenny it's over. This is our town now. _____________ Ling Shan: Really, little boy? Your town.
  12. Restaurant Employee: You're the protection? A bitch and a little punk. No wonder we're getting pissed on by every dog in town.
  13. Ling Shan: I always keep weapons hidden in dumpsters all over the city for emergencies just like this.
  14. Kenny Lee: Some fucking street punks are attacking one of my restaurants. ...Teach them the ignorance of their ways, Huang.
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