[classic swim]

He’s the Duke of New York, A-Number One.

Oh I’m fingering my pussy lips so fucking hard right now!

Called and Autozone and yelled “suck my d-ddd-dick!” and hung up.

He went RUUUHHHHH and slapped ghostrek across the head with a slab of freezer pops.

Watches Disco turn into an angry talking werewolf puppet when he doesn’t put the marshmallows in the coffee.

Was playing this as he was about to deck someone in the head.

He brought Jeff Dunham over to the Cheetah Lounge with Kudasai, but the Cheetah Lounge security had no choice but to confiscate the Jeff Dunham puppets.

Brought an airhorn to the Jef Dunham show and had some guy tumble down the steps in front of Jeff Dunham.

Taught sign language by showing a Comedy Central Dane Cook special from 18 years ago.

Paid a psych ward to let him walk around the facility in his tighty whities while everyone was in a circle sharing.

ghostrek you should force all your fingers into Scoob’s big butthole so he can sing the cokehead song near the end of Goodfellas that goes awoawowowohohuhuuhh!

Turned into a talking werewolf puppet and bit Tsar’s face off.

Had his friend’s dad blare an airhorn during a movie screening so some guy with popcorn would tumble down the steps.

Accidentally stepped on his foot and he went RAAHHHH and shoulder bashed me into a pile of leaves.

I have like 90 million things to delete off this phone before I can go through the software update just to get an app I want. Shit’s so frustrating.

Even for him this shit is crass. But I shouldn’t expect much from someone who inserted his own 4 minute long commentary on one fucking line of Packie saying “I miss bowling and darts”

I was going to post it in the Vice City/VI thread but a R* spokesman already said the game content wasn’t in jeopardy... and assholes just went overinflated the entire thing to be about delays instead of y’know... someone getting fucking hurt.

“Password? What’s a password? We don’t know what that is, even though YOU KNOW it, and you made one years ago for the purpose of using our shit. Go grab this verification code that lasts 2 minutes in your email, but hold onto your jets: another autistic fucking ID check!”

I’d have to move somewhere less of a shithole for it to be compatible just in concept. And even then, not really. Don’t want to be one of those guys that puts in the effort to go somewhere just to get stood up by a ‘match’ that never intended on going. Much more humility in taking a prostitute to Ramada Inn.