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TLAD Gang Wars #1-5. • 2008 Within Alderney and Liberty jurisdictions, the Lost MC tear-and-run on the Angels of Death and any unsuspecting fools linked to the criminal world.
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Jim: Johnny, it’s me, Jim. Wanna roll on some Deadbeats? Johnny: What a fantastic idea, James. I’ll see you at yours.
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Niko: Everything is just advertising with nothing to back it up. They tell you you're eating the best burger ever, and you believe it until you're sweating out all the chemicals in it and the hormones are making your balls feel funny. Roman: My balls feel fine, but I did notice my man tits getting larger when I was eating at Cluckin' Bell the other day.
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The face he made when he knocked over the coleslaw at dinner and his granny got up to SPANK HIS ASS!
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Ashley: Teach me, baby. It's the only way I'll learn. Make me hurt. Johnny: You're making yourself hurt already, you fuckin’ idiot.
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- Politics. • 2008 Congressman Thomas Stubbs earns a big payout from Klebitz eliminating his uncle Arthur at Francis International Airport.
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-————- ... • 2008 Lazlow finally receives funding for his new radio program, a good while after the Chatterbox days. Integrity 2.0 faces the streets of Liberty head-on, during the invention of the podcast.
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... • 2008 Billy Grey knows a Liberty City congressman willing to play dirty and move the Lost up in the world. Thomas Stubbs III. Johnny travels to Jousters social club in Middle Park.
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Ashley: I just see you in my dreams, sugar. Johnny: Come on, Ash. Give it up. You seriously got time to dream in between your three-day ice binges?
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Someone’s grandpa tried to take his coleslaw a couple days ago and he went RAHHHHH and hit the grandpa in the head with a turkey leg.
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What song is stuck in your head right now?
[classic swim] replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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Was the manager of an AMC In Michigan and when one of the auditoriums couldn’t play Due Date he went up to Staci and said “wheeeeeeeeeeere’s the movies?”