[classic swim]

... • 2008 Billy Grey knows a Liberty City congressman willing to play dirty and move the Lost up in the world. Thomas Stubbs III. Johnny travels to Jousters social club in Middle Park.

Ashley: I just see you in my dreams, sugar. Johnny: Come on, Ash. Give it up. You seriously got time to dream in between your three-day ice binges?

Someone’s grandpa tried to take his coleslaw a couple days ago and he went RAHHHHH and hit the grandpa in the head with a turkey leg.

Was the manager of an AMC In Michigan and when one of the auditoriums couldn’t play Due Date he went up to Staci and said “wheeeeeeeeeeere’s the movies?”

Algonquin • 2008 Self-proclaimed center of everything. Formerly Staunton Island. It is the heart of Liberty City. There is a lot of nightlife and clubs.

Roman: This is great news, Niko. I got the insurance money for the cab depot burning down. The stupid bastards thought it was an electrical fire, not arson. Niko: Maybe it was an accident. Roman: Hahaha yeah right! I’ve put the money into another cab depot. Bellic Enterprises is up and running again.

Niko: Elizabeta, things didn't go so good. The contact was- Elizabeta: U.C. I know. Fucking feds is everywhere. I feel like they want me bad. We see what happens. I got some more deals to make.

Playboy: Shit man. I'd a fucking died instead of being caught by them feds. You take a bid on a heroin beef you ain't seeing light for a long time. Niko: Yeah? Playboy: My man Dwayne Forge is inside on a crack beef. He showed me some shit back in the day, but shit... When he gets out, if he ever does, it won't be the same world.

Johnny: How's your fancy European friend working out? Elizabeta: Okay, okay. Seems like maybe he's the only guy in this city not working for the state. Johnny: Him and The Lost MC. Me and the brothers are tight.

Agent Jones: You tried to offload some smack to a colleague of mine called Charlie. Costly mistake. Johnny: Fuck you, Fed. This conversation's over. If you got any evidence on me, get a warrant.

Blow Your Cover + Buyer’s Market (cont...) • 2008 Johnny, Niko & Playboy split up and pop their way out the shithole building being raided by law enforcement. —— Niko Bellic: Fuck you!

Johnny: You ain't right, friend. Come on... let’s get out of here. Charlie: LCPD! FREEZE, MOTHERFUCKER! I SAID FREEZE!

... • 2008 A frantic, floral shirt wearing Triad (who sounds an awful lot like Wu Zi Mu) is a dead ringer for undercover cop.

“Nothing like selling some dope to let you know you're alive.” - Johnny Klebitz

Playboy: Buyer is some Asian dude called Charlie. Niko: Like in Vietnam. Playboy: Just like the movies, money.