[classic swim]

Stubbs: Johnny, hi. I’m in a meeting with the mayor. Johnny: Oh, can you give him a big fuck off from me when you got him?

Packie McReary: Happy thoughts! Puppies, and little girls smiling and clowns and all that shit.

Kate McReary: Why don't you want to live? To live a normal life, I mean - get married, have kids. Not steal, rob, kill. It can't be easier than having a job, I mean? Niko Bellic: I don't know. I have lived a complicated life. I was in a war. Kate McReary: Sounds like you still are.

ghostrek you should let scoobdog mash his lusciously round pale posterior across your mug and really just grit your teeth along the peach fuzz of his tender buttcheeks

I was expecting Michael to look worse. If the trailer hadn’t popped up after glancing at a screenshot I would’ve just called it more clickbait.

A part of me would’ve retched *or wanted to retch* if Viacom got it. But I’m just not in the demographic for any of their shit anymore, and should’ve saw this coming. They killed Blockbuster.

... • 2008 Niko carried on the urban legend of Claude Speed in the Liberty underworld. Everyone knew Niko as the guy to get a job done professionally.

Roman: Niko, shit, I hope this guy is paying you good for saving his ass. Niko: He just got out of prison and he hasn't got much but... I made the right decision.

Niko: You should know that he asked me to end you first. He was going to pay me a lot of money to do it. Dwayne: Shit, man. He was a good kid back in the day. Always hungry though, always wanted more. Niko: You can't predict what people will become. Dwayne: You right. I can't give you no money for helping me, son. But I got the deed to Playboy's fancy silk sheet loft. You can have it.

Niko: You didn't change the game, the game changed you.

Playboy X: But it's killed or be killed out there. And you got a lunatic after you? Man, you dumb.

- The Holland Play. • 2008 Playboy X has asked Niko to rid himself of Dwayne Forge. The man who taught him everything. It’s an act Niko objects to, and is all around abhorred by. He doesn’t even think of how high the pay will be.

Playboy X: Jesus? He did some crazy shit, too. He killed people. He killed that John the Baptist cat. He did what he had to do. Niko: I don't think you're correct about that... Plaboy X: Dwayne... it’s like he thinks it’s 1992, and the best thing you can hope for is a gold chain and a pager.

Niko: How did the big real estate deal go? Playboy X: That cat ain't got no vision, wants to shut down the site and shit. Make it a memorial to Union workers who've died in accidents. Man, fuck Yusuf Amir. I got bigger problems. Come see me now.

U.L. Paper: Did you serve your purpose? Niko: Yes. U.L. Paper: Then you are that much closer to finding the man you are after.

- Portrait of a Killer. • 2008 After subduing an Oleg Minkov writing questionable things online, Niko’s second task for the government was ending a criminal ring of Russians financing terrorism.

“Most murderers are committed by people you know. Most wives are killed by their husbands.” - Niko Bellic

Niko: You know a lot. U.L. Paper: Yes. You're looking for some people. Niko: We're all looking for that special someone. U.L. Paper: But most of us don't want to kill them when we find them.