[classic swim]

...Then why doesn’t it have an actual release date by now? Lol.

When he wants to shoot his shot with a girl, he blares an airhorn directly at the back of a lady’s head and knows she’s the one if she laughs at it.

Convinced ghostrek that people have to slap bald heads as well as pinch them on St. Patrick’s Day.

Fired for dropping firecrackers into the work toilets.

A donkey was born without a tail, so he pinned a tail on a live donkey and it turned around and went “rheahyeyeahyea thank you Tao!”

He likes to dump a scoop of ice cream on top of a bald man’s head at a restaurant and then have someone eat it off.

Was there when Kudasai raided the panties.

Eats his animal crackers in the order of which animal would be most likely to kill him in the wild.

It’s my Buddy impression for when he’s absorbing ghostrek info.

LOL... if only I had the energy to challenge this with some level of exordium.

Legally changed his name to Seymour Coochie.

Nope. Still no chicken. What a fucking morbid joke of a store. I seriously at this rate have a better chance of Brenda Song stripping and taking a shit on my neck than I do of EATING GODDAMN FOOD.

Now, I’m very liquor’d up... and without any snacks. So I’m gonna conduct a experiment and not buy the shit I need right now... wait until the following day to buy the chicken they so very forbid at certain hours. I’ll have a field day if the Earth realm fucking forbidden shadow sphere fried chicken makes it way to my very so alternate universe reality where “...Fuck you... no chicken for you!!!!”

ghostrek she wants to sniff your wokkied out friends

TBOGT Drug Wars #50 • 2009 Luis continues helping his boys Armando & Henrique during the ongoing stickups across Liberty and Alderney. L considers it better him than anyone else to stop their stupid asses from getting killed. You also can’t really say no to drug empire money when managing nightclubs.

- Tricks of The Triad. • 2009 "Land of the free, my ass. This place is gonna be land of the freebasing just as soon as I find more dealer contacts. This town is so full of crackheads, deadbeats, and junkies that I'm gonna be flying home on my own jet - maybe even my own airline. Still, this city's security cameras are a bitch - maybe I should do something about them. Like I said, land of the free, my ass." - Huang Lee

Huang: Shit! It’s the cops!