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Restaurant Employee: You're the protection? A bitch and a little punk. No wonder we're getting pissed on by every dog in town.
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Ling Shan: I always keep weapons hidden in dumpsters all over the city for emergencies just like this.
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Kenny Lee: Some fucking street punks are attacking one of my restaurants. ...Teach them the ignorance of their ways, Huang.
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Huang: Ling? ... You're Kenny's master-at-arms? —————— Ling: I could teach you a thing or two... Huang: I bet you could, but I'm not that easy.
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Kenny Lee: It's war, nephew. I need you to get some weapons training. And Huang - despite the horrors of your father's death, I am glad you're here.
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Kenny: Being unable to present Hsin with the sword, as I'd promised... has forced me to step down as a potential heir for leader. Huang: I'm sorry, Uncle, but as soon as we get the sword back, you'll be able to reclaim your position. Meanwhile, my father remains dead.
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Huang: So, I get nothing... before you go - can I ask you a question... were you an observer, or an actress in the "art house" movie?
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Ling Shan: I better take Kenny's car back... and tell him personally what happened to his exotic movie shoot and team of hard men killers.
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He took a girl bungee jumping on the first date, but only so she could watch him bungee jump.
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- Pursuit Farce. • 2009 “Uncle Kenny sent me on a stupid school-boy errand, but, then again, I did meet up with this girl - Ling Shan. She’s nice - apart from the crappy attitude. How come every girl I know is permanently premenstrual? Maybe it’s me? ...Nah. I’m way too cool. Anyway, got chased by the cops, but managed to shake them off.” - Huang Lee
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Ling Shan: ...Oh, you're the rich prick from Hong Kong who lost the sword... Nice one. Huang Lee: And I thought Americans did not understand sarcasm. Nice hair cut!
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Kenny Lee: A couple of my crew are observing a squad of undercover cops... who are spying on an exotic movie I am financing. Purely for artistic reasons, of course.
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Huang Lee: How can I help? I'd love to go after the men who tried to kill me... and rip their tongues out with pliers... Kenny Lee: If you want to help me, nephew... please do as I say.
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What song is stuck in your head right now?
[classic swim] replied to The_annoying_one's topic in General Discussion
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