[classic swim]

He hit the football with a bat he brought because home runs outrank touchdowns.

Was eating at Cici’s Pizza and saw some dude eating with an Andy Capp nose and laughed and threw BBQ pizza slices at the guy.

Wishes he could’ve had those burgers with George Foreman where the cheese is already inside the burger as you’re grilling it.

M*A*S*H is not one of the greatest shows of all time. It’s boring ass... although the theme song is so beautiful.

He’d have his naked pale little white boy ass stuck up against the sun. And then this cute Filipino lady goes and pours some nice sloshy, sandy lukewarm beach water directly into his chapped asshole.

Just imagine if you went swimming in the ocean butt ass naked and got stung by a jellyfish... she’d piss on you back at the condo or even piss on you at the beach!

Why can’t she be from Philippines?

ghostrek imagine if you were laying naked on the beach and a chick from the Philippines had you spread your buttcheeks apart so she could pour cups of ocean water into it.

Got fired from being the Kudasai shark in Jaws because a lady punched his snout.

Needs his Engelbert to quit schmackin his choofies.

That time I shot a bunch of Pinkertons in Blackwater, survived, and left a Pinkerton to die on the snow mountain. Also when I kidnapped a mafia guy from Saint Denis. I got him a little far around the snow mountain, but the horse tripped and the guy hit his head on a big rock. But really just bumping in the void to commemorate 15 years since Redemption. I got both on release but enough dust has settled to where the original’s still more impactful and just means more. Still looks better than most modern games and plays better at that.

That’s shot for shot almost exactly like 2003 when they were among the very last to rip on South Park Mania. Difference being SP had done plenty by then to revamp itself while they continued being a sterile pile of Network TV shit.

I can’t edgelord with cancer it really fucking sucks and hits too close. I’d naturally want to say something tasteless and wouldn’t grandstand morally. Fuck him still I guess, just not with his corrosive prostate.