[classic swim]

Made Kudasai giggle like a care bear after saying she thinks LB shit his pants.

Aye ghostrek, she wants to fart on your sexy buttcheeks

Worst kind of parents seen any where and any time in public every day... I swear they’d let their dumbass babies and toddlers scream/cry/yell/squabble all across a cartel brothel if they could.

Having to wait 3 hours to eat because this miserable fucking hotel doesn’t open its bar 1PM at the latest like it should. So worth flooding the entire goddamn bathroom floor because why would showers possibly need concealment beyond curtains?

vs

Once got yelled at for putting a thumbtack in Mr. Hoobert’s chair.

Partying tonight backfired so fucking bad I’m left in a hotel watching South Park.