[classic swim]

Burbank pop culture websites are out here to tell you that Bill Dauterive in drag is as emotionally triggering as the movie Precious.

Tony: You had anything to do with a little boating accident that went down and is all over the news? Freedom fighters trying to stop people smuggling in Asia. Luis: Shit... I heard... Tony: I’m shitting with you. They were arms smugglers hitched to some of the worst governments in West Africa. You fucking idiot, Luis. Don’t turn into a freedom fighter.

- Sexy Time. • 2008 Luis Lopez acquired a Buzzard and sank a terror cell yacht with the chopper’s built-in missiles. With Luis’ help, Yusuf Amir gifts the Buzzard to his father Abdul.

“Beat that, daddy-o.” - Yusuf Amir

... • 2008 Yusuf Amir. Big time real estate developer who dodged a bullet by avoiding Playboy X. For Luis, a huge step up from the usual dickbags. Rather than debt burden, Yusuf wants to franchise Tony’s clubs, and only sees earnest mercenary potential in Luis.

Mori: Well, I own Tony. Ergo, I own your ass as well. Get used to it. Luis: Hey, no one owns me, bro. Mori: Ooh, I beg to differ.

- Kibbutz Number One. • 2008 Luis & Mori fight with some antsy drug dealers in Bohan as a first step into clearing Tony’s debt with the Israeli fitness guru.

Mori: Hey, how many guys got the juice to get into some Foreign Legion shit when they're 18? You were probably still sucking on your momma's titty at that age. Luis: I was doing time, bro. And leave my momma out of it.

Mori: Wow, it's incredible - he looks like a man, but he talks like a pussy!

... • 2008 Brucie’s older brother Mori Kibbutz is in town. Mori’s a bit like Rocco. Spray tan gorilla knob who gave Tony Prince money in the past, and is making Luis pay for it.

Happy birthday!

I’m gonna follow you around everywhere and use the car horn repeatedly.

Stole a wagon load of Mr. Hoonie’s circus peanuts.

Ray: What do you mean, you took 'em out? I just wanted you to get the ice back. I didn't say nothing to you about killin’ those boys.

Luca: You and me can go to Venturas, no one's ever gonna find us!