[classic swim]

Does the shark fin prank thing at the hotel pools to startle the ladies.

Once had dinner with a shark.

The one thing that sets back Out of Commission would be Jimmy’s backup and escape being less realistic. The only acceptable way Salvatore could return to the franchise was through that asshat. That was always creatively planned, and my one gripe was people seeing all the others in the game pointing and laughing at Jimmy on purpose and thinking he was really a bad character because of that. If Jimmy was perceived as a joke in IV’s plot, Salvatore would be a paper thin cartoon in that setting. But if Salvatore was a respected villain in III’s plot even when equally paranoid, Pegorino would be a nightmare on the Portland side of Liberty.

My first choice I remember vividly was killing Darko. And how I remember after so long ago was the acting. You don’t get as grand of a performance from both Hollick and Zumwalt if you spare him. I chose Revenge every time. Every playthrough, that and killing Playboy are the two that never change. And while it’s true Rascalov was more threatening, saving Pegorino for last still fit thematically with everything said in the 1st mission about war. Niko and Jimmy lying to each other’s faces the second they met to solidify a partnership is how I imagine it was like trafficking for Bulgarin.

His favorite nighttime snack while playing Clue! is CHEEZ ITS.

Killing or sparing Darko is great because neither option will redeem Niko, but both options redeem Roman. That’s really the only time where neither player choice was a mistake. No scripted nagging and it’s perfectly clear why they even bothered staying cousins.

Sometimes he wishes he was a cupcake.

When the neighbors at the very end of the street visit him, he says to the littlest “that’s my recliner, dumbass!”

Hosts nudist puppet shows of The Tracey Ullman Show every Thursday night.

Watched an ep and thought it’d be better if he was naked.

Nichelle Nichols said he was in Alaska hunting polar bears.

Asks the aliens where they get the steel resources to build their UFOs and gadgets when their home planets are shallow deserts.

Happy birthday!!!

Remembers his first time with a prostitute where he was like “it’s actually time for you to stroke my penis. It’s actually time for you to do that.”

Sat next to Nicole Kidman for a screening of Madea Goes to Jail. He also found a promotional golden egg in the auditorium.

I haven’t had the means for modding in a long time. I’m also just uninterested with it when I know my system’s as stable as it will ever be. There’s at least one I’d want and I still wouldn’t take any chances for when it runs awful.

He got banned from the movies for yelling at the projector.