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Gibberlink, a more efficient way of transmitting auditory information than our human languages.

Christen it with your own farts, obviously.

Who names a character Vaggie?

Hazbin Hotel is a shit and you should feel bad.

I heard Honesty by Billy Joel quite a few times but never really paid attention to the lyrics. I did this time and it hit me pretty hard. Funny how some things that were always in the background suddenly become more relevant when needed.

I considered wearing a mask before covid when I got sick because Japanese people always did that. Covid has normalized mask wearing everywhere, so I wear a mask whenever I get sick. I only got the booster once. As for distancing, I still give people more space in line than I did precovid.

I was a fatass today. Egg drop soup, white rice, General Tso's chicken, shrimp in lobster sauce, Chinese dumplings, and Japanese hamburger.

Heal the Pain is George Michael's best song.

With how expensive meat is becoming, I think vegetarian Indian food is about to become popular.

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Went to the DMV and finally got my Real ID. TIL that my birth certificate is actually another type of document called a Consular Report of Birth Abroad. ngl, I feel kinda special, lol

I was gonna let my duolingo streak die . . . but I let it go on longer than a year, and now I don't ever want the streak to ever die. That's one powerful gimmick. It has made me serious about Spanish again.

I got to get my license renewed tomorrow. I don't understand why people hate the DMV so much. Yeah, it's boring, and the workers tend to have boring personalities too, but so what? I'm not there to have fun. Oh no, you can't handle a situation where people aren't giving you the bullshit small talk. 🙄

Auto dubbing on youtube is such an annoying function. Fuck off.

Almost got a concussion that one time . . .

Usually a glass of red wine or mojito, if I decide to drink. I usually don't.

iirc new drivers have a honeymoon period of 3 months where they are given priority for higher paying orders, so perhaps it may be worth it for you in the short term.

I haven't done doordash in over 3 years. The pay seems horrible these days. Not joking, in 2020 there were hours where I made 50 dollars, and the average was over 25 per hour. It's never gonna be that good again. Inflation wasn't horrible yet either. I heard these days you can be sitting for hours and only make 20 dollars.

Loves Olive Garden more than he'll ever let on.

I can never utter the phrase "all right in my book" here because obviously my book has pictures of fugg's hooha. 😑