Insipid

I love it. The local news this morning was "the weather is gonna be perfect for the Steelers, unlike the Texans who aren't used to the cold." "The Steelers will play against the Patriots next Sunday." Good, now I don't have to pretend to give a shit about the Super Bowl this year.

You know I loosely follow this shit but I hope the Steelers lose and Aaron Rodgers can fuck off.

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wow

You mean she's doing reverse cowgirl now? That's cool.

I fucking hate those Tax Act commercials, saying everyone hates doing taxes but they're here to help. You assholes lobby for the income tax system to stay the same because your business is dependent on it. In almost every other country taxes are automatically deducted. You only file when you're rich and have estates and shit. Government efficiency, my ass.

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Renewed for a season 8. I thought of an idea for an episode. I learned that the main writer of the show is also behind Philomena Cunk, a character that parodies history. She should have her own episode of Black Mirror. It would be about history revisionism and AI. It would start off funny like the original Philomena Cunk but end very dark, like Holocaust denial.

Your thread, your vanity.

chicken biryani. I managed to keep my daily calories below 3k for the sixth day in a row. Progress.

This place is depressing.

Everything in Ghibli films looks so good

Fries, pepperoni pizza, and a single jumbo garlic parmesan chicken wing. TIL removing the crust from pizza significantly reduces the carbs of a slice.

I've been only eating soft foods today because of my tooth extraction this morning. My lunch was pretty snall. I bought a liter of egg drop soup . . . and TIL that's only 300 calories despite feeling so oily. Of course that wasn't gonna keep me satisfied. Then I tried making lentil soup and that was an abject failure. Now, I'm making mac n cheese with tuna. Edit: It's really not a sad ending. I love mac n cheese with tuna.

This has not been an unpopular opinion since this song came out.

Got my first tooth extraction today, no sedatives, just the lidociane. That was an insane amount of pressure, but it really wasn't that bad. Everyone in the office, including the oral surgeon, was female. Very positive experience for a shitty situation.

The Pitt is a great show, but now some people are starting to call Pittsburgh the Pitt. The thing is no one here ever says that. They do say the Burgh though.

This shows the scope of how monstrous this coaster truly it.

It was erotic at first, she was floating up and down on ghostie . . . but then ghostie punctured her cervix and then she got consumed by her own vagina and a portal to hell opened 😱

The movie came out in 1997, but the ship sank in 1912, so this scene took place in 1996.

Spaghetti. I'm dieting again, so I may not be eating biryani as much as I used to. Oh well. Save some money.

🙄 Yes. Now clean your crusties.

fuggs said she once got fingered on the tilt a whirl while Hit Me Baby One More Time was playing in the background.

Chicken biryani for the first time this year