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I received quite a bit of flak on reddit when I mentioned that my parents, who had an international relationship, are the only ones among their siblings who got divorced. They told me my anecdote means nothing and heavily downvoted me. Whatever. 🙄

I usually look through the drawers for the Bible, just to see if they have it. Most of the time they don't but it's a nice surprise when they do. That's all.

Joyeux anniversaire, fin connaisseur de fuggs!

Goblet of Fire was the worst Harry Potter movie, imo. The director of it didn't even read the book.

What are you gonna talk about? "Wow, your calculus homework sounds very hard, just like my ding dong when I see you.

Third time I got a Paramount Plus 99 cent a month for two months deal . . . I dunno, odds are I cancel again after it's done, lol

I told it the bumps on my hooha have become stinkier lately and then it froze. 🤔

The new Knives Out movie is out, and Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets full cast audiobook and the second season of Fallout are about to come out. I don't remember the last time I was this excited about media.

what teh fukc

Odds are you're the only one. A lawyer with an adroid phone and an obsolete ipod . . . hipster.

happy birthday 🎂

Walmart's Whoknewville commercials are so cringe. Cindy Lou Who is so happy to tell others how to buy Chinese made products nobody needs, which now have tariffs on them by the way. Let's completely ignore what the Grinch was about. Who knew indeed? 🙄

Winter storm advisory is now a winter storm warning until tomorrow at 1 pm . . . should be fun driving home. 🙃

chicken biryani

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You specifically would have the scandal with her.

Audible has a deal, 99 cents a month for three months, and there's a new audio version of Harry Potter where Dumbledore is played by Hugh Laurie . . . I guess I'm sold. I had meant to read the series again but meh. I never listened to the audiobooks before. This full cast version is being released monthly.

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I'd probably be the annoying fuck who "officially retires" but keeps coming back to make projects . . . then I die, leaving a project unfinished, and it gets released 10 years later and it sucks.

Happy birthday 🎉

Mad Men is on HBO now, and I'm rewatching it. I have the ad version, as it comes free with my phone plan. The thing is this might be the only show where I don't mind getting ads. The whole show is about selling bullshit to Americans, and the ads show what bullshit is being pushed to modern people.